avant security guard : Writing

country music

country music

A Story by avant security guard


just random titles and lyrics of modern country music, art, randy travis, toby kieth, steel magnolia, with all too true autobiographic sci fi
Blondel

Blondel

A Poem by avant security guard


supposedly saved King Richard the Lionhearted
I Went to Yale & Harvard

I Went to Yale & Harvard

A Story by avant security guard


just kidding--I know these are great schools
recipes for disasters

recipes for disasters

A Book by avant security guard


preparations in case an asteroid hits
How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

How To Know When Your Life Is Boring

A Book by avant security guard


a comprehensive, incomprehensible, short study guide
grandparents

grandparents

A Story by avant security guard


a message from 2082
Reality Man

Reality Man

A Poem by avant security guard


there is a photo insert that doesn't look like it came out, also, if you put in a dash, it comes out as a quotation mark