Elton Camp
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This Land Is My LandA Poem by Elton CampI was astonished at the chief's words. |
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Internal Revenue Service at the DoorA Poem by Elton Camp"Let's Talk About That Money You Cheated the Government Out Of." |
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A Gourmet TreatA Poem by Elton CampSick bag to table six. |
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Good Reasons Not To Have a DogA Poem by Elton Camp"Out, damned Spot, out I say!" -- Lady Macbeth |
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No, Officer, You Are MistakenA Poem by Elton CampZuma protests her innocence. |
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Why People Rob BanksA Poem by Elton CampFor many reasons, but one in particular. |
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Previously-Owned Car for SaleA Poem by Elton CampThis vehicle is to be sold "as is." |
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They Deserve What They GetA Poem by Elton CampWe have little problem with Peeping Toms. |
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How Are YouA Poem by Elton CampIt's a statement, not a question. |
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Hold My Purse Until I Get BackA Poem by Elton CampSure, honey, take your time. |
