Elton Camp
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The Boss Comes to DinnerA Poem by Elton CampWe tried to make a good impression. |
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Buying a CondoA Poem by Elton CampAfter the closing, we got a nasty surprise. |
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A Visit by the Mother-in-LawA Poem by Elton CampI promise to get along with your Mother this time. |
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The Double Beef WhoppersA Poem by Elton CampIt was the largest single order of the day. |
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When Snow is Forecast for the SouthA Poem by Elton CampHumor, but describes the actual situation. |
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There Must Be Idiots GaloreA Poem by Elton CampI am on to all their tricks. |
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Santa in FloridaA Poem by Elton CampHe was never seen again. |
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The Amazing Weather ProphetA Poem by Elton CampThe old Indian had astonishing power to foretell the weather. |
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A One Way Trip to MarsA Poem by Elton CampThe reasons and who should go. |
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A Mouse in the HouseA Poem by Elton CampKill the pest at your peril. |
