Elton Camp
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Fireman, Fireman Help Me QuickA Poem by Elton CampA fast response to a desperate call. |
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Beware the BearhuggerA Poem by Elton CampIf you see him coming, run. |
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A Redneck Wins the LotteryA Poem by Elton CampRufus was suddenly flush with cash. |
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Of Pilgrims and IndiansA Poem by Elton CampThe version we were taught in school is almost a complete falsehood. |
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Incident at the Swimming PoolA Poem by Elton CampBruce was delighted with the attention he got--at first. |
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On Serving SizeA Poem by Elton CampHow much is too much? |
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The StaycationA Poem by Elton CampIs this an omen of worse to come? |
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Your Honor, I ObjectA Poem by Elton CampLouie only accepts clients who are guilty and wealthy. |
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I'm All EarsA Poem by Elton CampCertain body parts get bigger as we get older. |
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George Washington an Old Fuddy-Duddy?A Poem by Elton CampWhat was he really like? |
