Randy Johnson : Writing

I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

I Sued Because I Couldn't Be A Nun

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
You're Not The Father

You're Not The Father

A Poem by Randy Johnson


This is a fictional poem.
Stolen Lottery Ticket

Stolen Lottery Ticket

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Rubber Check

Rubber Check

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Foul Mouth Parrot

Foul Mouth Parrot

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
The Flying Nun Flies No More

The Flying Nun Flies No More

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS POEM IS A PARODY OF THE TV SHOW.
Juvenile Adult

Juvenile Adult

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
Sociopathic Father

Sociopathic Father

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

Don't Eat Welsh Rarebit!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM BUT I HAVE HEARD THAT PEOPLE REALLY DO SLEEP WALK WHEN THEY EAT WELSH RAREBIT.