Randy Johnson : Writing

Tammy Goes To The Dogs

Tammy Goes To The Dogs

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO TAMMY CARPER WHO HAS A LOT OF LOVE FOR DOGS.
Eaters Beware

Eaters Beware

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
My Horrible Ex-wife

My Horrible Ex-wife

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Tragic Irony

Tragic Irony

A Poem by Randy Johnson


DEDICATED TO AGNES JOHNSON (1948-2013) WHO PASSED AWAY ON MARCH 6, 2013.
No Soup For You!

No Soup For You!

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS POEM WAS INSPIRED BY A SEINFELD EPISODE.
Craptop

Craptop

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A TRUE STORY ABOUT CLYDE BARROW AND BONNIE PARKER WHO WERE KILLED ON MAY 23, 1934.
Stupid

Stupid

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.
Ed Bradley meets Eminem

Ed Bradley meets Eminem

A Poem by Randy Johnson


THIS FICTIONAL POEM IS BASED ON THE MADTV SKIT THAT WAS ABOUT 60 MINUTES.