Craig Rozniecki Writing

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Girlfriend Application (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Girlfriend Application (an excerpt from my book, T..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

Advertising Slogans With a Twist (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Advertising Slogans With a Twist (an excerpt from ..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being Literal (from The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Intentionally Misinterpreting Statements As Being ..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

Singles Ads I'd Like To See (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Singles Ads I'd Like To See (an excerpt from my bo..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

The Top Ten Signs He's NOT "The One" (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

The Top Ten Signs He's NOT "The One" (an excerpt f..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

"Snow Reduces Visibility," Eh? Duh... (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

"Snow Reduces Visibility," Eh? Duh... (an excerpt ..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

Commentary (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

Commentary (an excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hear..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

Misusing Words (there/their/they’re, your/you’re, then/than and to/too/two) (The K-Heart

Misusing Words (there/their/they’re, your/yo..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

"Being gay is like smoking, eh? Me thinks not." (excerpt from my book, The Kind-Hearted Smartass)

"Being gay is like smoking, eh? Me thinks not." (..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis Joined Forces to Make a Holiday Commercial? (KHSA)

What If the Shake Weight, Kay Jewelers and Cialis ..

A Story by Craig Rozniecki

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