Captain Goldpants : Writing

Devil's Avocado

Devil\\\'s Avocado

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is for Julia, an expert avocado lover.
Salad Days

Salad Days

A Story by Captain Goldpants


Dilapidated houses, butch lesbians and... salad.
Holy Swollen Vortex

Holy Swollen Vortex

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


Taking a ride on my rocket ship... to the stars! A tale of a bawdy astronaut...
Rainbow Bridge

Rainbow Bridge

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


When love, however painful, transcends the ordinary, egoic and physical
Flaw

Flaw

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is a little dark, maybe. It is about that point when you really love someone, and they love you, but you cannot bridge the gap of crap (as I cal..
I shout!

I shout!

A Poem by Captain Goldpants


This is simply a narrative of a walk I took across Clapham Common one summer. I was walking to a friends house and on reaching his front door, demand..