@+e Forum Old Wooden Head

  Outside in the garden Just to the left of the shed Sits and old sage With a wooden head He never moves a muscle To help to cut the grass Or do any weeding Just sits as bold as brass However, what happens after dark When we are all in bed Would make you blush with shame Just make your face go red He comes alive at midnight Around the garden he goes without fail Upsetting the lovely mermaid By treading on her tail As she splashes around in the water fountain Nude as nude can be The poor old Gnome sat in the corner Covers his eyes so he cannot see But poor old woody just gets excited And wants to dance as well But the mermaid has to point out If he gets wet then his limbs will swell Then he will rot way and die Therefore, he just has to stand and stare With a loving teardrop in his eye Because he loves the Mermaid Who is so sweet and fair   Has done all his life it seems However, she does not seem to care
If he had his way tomorrow He would make her his darling wife But sadly, morning soon comes around And they go back to their normal life So as you walk around the garden  Please don’t let on you know Because no one would believe you So it is best to let it go