matthew scott harris : Writing

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlandish résumé

Funny cover letter accompanied with equally outlan..

A Poem by matthew scott harris


an overly wordy confection that no employer would take precious energy and time to read.
The woosel c**k so black of hue

The woosel c**k so black of hue

A Poem by matthew scott harris


totally tubular zeusian playful wordplay, that i crafted some years ago, but merely tweaked for greater satisfaction.
I could never imagine...

I could never imagine...

A Poem by matthew scott harris


what in the name of tom hill.../bickering like kindergartners whether jack or jill/ should man the pail foisting the task...and who should man the mil..
Renaissance man feels blasé faire

Renaissance man feels blasé faire

A Poem by matthew scott harris


a vignette about when daylight savings time comes to an end for the year.
Precedent setting the stage for kerning and tracking piqued my interest

Precedent setting the stage for kerning and tracki..

A Poem by matthew scott harris


plain and simple, i got curious how spaces between words and letters evolved.
The untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

The untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scot..

A Poem by matthew scott harris


dull as dishwater days of my dazed and confused mein kampf.
I post a most unusual shout out

I post a most unusual shout out

A Poem by matthew scott harris


i cringe when taking off my shoes and socks cuz these gnarly nails affected some toe pox.
Machinations of a Maniac – Within Ambler Abode

Machinations of a Maniac – Within Ambler Abo..

A Story by matthew scott harris


a vignette about one cockamamie female indubitably loony.
My Matty Mattel Doll circa MCMLXV

My Matty Mattel Doll circa MCMLXV

A Poem by matthew scott harris


a boyhood toy worth a mint if I owned such long ago discarded keepsake.