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I had my mom give me a word. She said blender and that made me think blunder and this was born.

Asked mom for a word. She said "gutter", I said "you're putting my mind in the gutter". Instead of porn? This.

Mom gave me the word "help" and with extreme creativity and insanity and plain stupidity I concocted this.

hysterically

No spoilers hardly at all because *cough* this doesn't happen because *cough* I fail *cough*.

title to change, i'm just grabbing for straws here, man.