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		<description>The original writings of author Theophanes</description>
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			<title>Confessions of a Stuttering Baby Doll</title>
			<description>The shocking expose of a crying &quot;educational doll&quot; making his rounds through a public high school. </description>
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			<title>And God Made Man</title>
			<description>The real reason why God made Eve. Warning: may be severely offensive to believers and men with high self control. </description>
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			<title>Priapus' Campaign Promise</title>
			<description>A speech at the Obsolete God Convention given by the Greek God of &quot;male procreative power.&quot; Warning: rampant use of suspicious and possibly offensive euphemisms will ensue. </description>
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