http://slow.writerscafe.org/SpeedOfTaste The original writings of author SpeedOfTaste en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776241235 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1103358/ 1) I am a firm believer in The Flying Spaghetti Monster2) My birthday is 4/01/20003) My mother's maiden name is Password14) My favorite food is Cheeseburgers with peanut butter and bacon5) My dog, Bong, once caught a squirrel and I filmed it and put it on YouTube and got a billion hits.6) .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1096096/ Everyone is free of something these days. Free of meat, dairy, fish, peanuts, beef hormones, bis phenol and other substances. As a full time omnivore I felt that I should give something up. Kind of like Lent but full time. Lent for those unfamiliar is a Religious holiday where you give something up .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1090579/ Driving home from the coffee shop my neighbor, Rick,  ran into the middle of the street then ran back into the bushes. It caused me to slam on the brakes. My car skidded and my coffee spilled over my dashboard. Last week my family was having a BBQ in the backward. I went inside to fetc.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1067560/ The republicans got it wrong. No, not the religious thing that if you go against the word of God he will turn you into a condiment. They got the Gay thing wrong.They thought being gay was a choice. Those people wanted to live a devious lifestyle. Roller blading and owning a cat were things they .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1065372/ Yes, It is true. I only have half a brain. But fortunately it is the good half. When I was a child my father worked for the Ginsu Knife Company. He was an actor in several of their commercials.  During the filming of one of their commercials, as my dad declared war on fruits and vegetables, a.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1062952/ Chester looked around at the packed pasture and wondered what it was all about. He asked several of his cow mates what they thought. Most answered with the typical, "God works in his mysterious cow ways." Which didn't help Chester any. He was depressed and eating more hay and corn didn't help. A.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1059980/ The logistics of my omelette are completeI would be satisfied if this were my last mealI set out to the porch to eatThe morning seems unrealA strange glow off in the distance My gaze can't move from the mushroom cloudThe only thing that breaks the tranceMy last meal that makes me pr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1058429/ The playground. A gauntlet for children. A parents call out that the park is on the itinerary brings out a battle cry in children. The park awaits and with it comes slides, swings, see saws and other adventures. Like the military the children are placed according to their ability. The small and.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SpeedOfTaste/1057842/