http://slow.writerscafe.org/brian_dayglo The original writings of author Brian The Illiterate en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776018880 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 (chorus)Sometimes on saturdays i like to wear my smockI aint no teacher mane I aint gots no chalkIm a stock clerkSweatin in my socksWorkin so hard I could barely walk Countin s**t incorrectly is what I like to doHerin ort ort all day from the annoying A*S jewCAP!!E.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/318977/ We've all been here . Don't lie http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/313749/ Strange night as I walk into the mistStumbling aimlessly with a closed fistHoping that maybe someone will start a fightPissed drunk and feeling tough tonightWalk under the tracks and hear footsteps behindTurn around slowly only to see ive lost my mindContinue on my mission destination no.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/310791/ PUNK SONG IN THE WORKS http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/310621/ The adventure of Poo Pickle     work in progress http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/309058/ Grim faced and heads in spaceThe half a dump man feels like a disgrace Half way out and then suddenly gridlockedAll he wants to do is crap but for some reason its blocked Another attempt to push out the stink nugsAnother failure and now laxitives he chugs Waitin.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/308527/ Where am I ?Who are you man ?Gimmee a shot and a beer on my tabWhat time is it ?S**t now Im getting an earfull when I get homeIm not going there I wanna roam the streets dizzyPlan my next step in lifeIm gonna start working out again and quit smokingThis is the last night and this tim.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/301510/ Quick poem about my old Babysitter who passed away http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/301081/ Some Hip Hop lyrics about my experience in pooography http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/300468/ This is actually a funny song im writing . When you read this say it in a rythem and you'll feel the flow . http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/299891/ The warm air blows southIts horrible when it arrives in your mouthShould be a sin that poo crys so loud to take a bathJust let that stink nugget out of your a*sShould be against the law to smell like thisJust sit down and let your butt pissThe warm air is merely .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/299889/ I woke up the other morning to this experience . Thought I'd share it with yall http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/299373/ Distinguish this fire in my headTurn this peircing music off I wanna go to bedThis drinking is finally overpoweringThese people around me have no feelingsThere here for one more beerAlcohol attracts people who have no real feelings of your painBut still I find myself back hereSlowly Im.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/299299/ Formal meetings are the ordinary in this placebut holding this air in is bringin red to my faceAs the meeting starts I act as if nothing is bothering meI have 2 choices let it blast or risk the brothy butt pee What would you do?     http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/298974/ Its roughly 3am and i can't sleepShe sleeps to my right like an angelAs I kiss her forehead I wonder how I have this womanShes way too good for me and could chose anyone she pleasesBut she chose meShe sees a man that holds her heart high but sometimes leaves it out to dryShe knows w.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/298943/ Man meets rimHe's been waiting patiently for a long timeThe line he waits in is not movingA crippling feeling erupts in his tummyShouldnt have eatin that buritto(riiiiiiiip!)The line is at a standstillPrairie doggin a giant is making him feel illIts looking around seeking a spla.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/brian_dayglo/298928/