http://slow.writerscafe.org/drdeathstab The original writings of author Doctor Deathstab en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776003269 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 She was pierced everywhere and had hair like a Treasure Troll.I smeared cough syrup in her crack and licked her a*****e.Robitussin PM was our aphrodisiac.A couple of sips and she was flat on her back.Her legs were spread like peanut butter, though my preference is jelly.I couldn’t .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/460183/ What you know about that baby mama drama goin’ down?I got pissed cause the baby came out white instead of brown.I thought we had a bun in the oven cause I was shoving and stuffin’,But it turns out the chick had someone else up in her muffin.No wonder she no longer calls me Mr. .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/459707/ I’m a sick son of a b***h into she-male s**t.No matter how deep you go you’ll never know the half of it.I used to get fucked up on every antipsychotic,But they all stopped working just like antibiotics.Now I’m left homicidal and semi-homoerotic.You know you want a taste.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/457261/ What’s the meaning of life besides just being here?All I’ve been is alone when I’m not being jeered.All I hear is your lies that I’ve smeared in your face,And the simplest things are vanity to chase.I was born in this world just to learn how to fail.I feel like a .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/456306/ I just want to f**k a midget in the back of a pickup.Pull my f*****g pee pee out and tell that b***h it’s a stickup.I want to nut all in her face and give her something to lick up.And when she swallows everything I hope it gives her the hiccups.I’ve been corrupt since fourth gr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/453277/ What I need is a permanent installationTo relieve my sexual frustration.The awful need won’t seem to go away,So feel free to stop by and leave a résumé.The urge I have can be too much to bear.I want to f**k, and it’s causing me to stare.Honestly, I’m not.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/451810/ What’s another breakup floating in my skull?Pile on another day of the loneliness and dull.These are demons that I bear; constant friends and dreadful fears.I’m the one who’s going numb, not the one soaking in tears.Victims of infatuation are the ones who never learn.Te.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/449823/ I’m three to one on the crazy/sane ratio.Your mom gave me sloppy felatio.She likes the way I’m hung like a pendulum.My dad’s a horse, and I rep where I’m from.Nothing personal, but your mom’s a slump buster.She says my a*s tastes just like creamed corn and mus.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/448680/ I don’t want to drink anymore, but I’d hate to remember.So I take the burn in my throat like a burn from an ember.I’ve got to stay fucked up so I won’t kill my offender.God only knows how much I want to dismember.Pain is what you get when you let down your guard.W.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/447708/ Sexton, Delaware is a nice place to live. People here are courteous and everything you need is within walking or biking distance. But, like every small town in America, Sexton has its myths and legends. This legend pertains to Golden Lake, but it’s no myth.Golden Lake used to be a normal b.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/444880/ I’m sick and tired, and I’ve lost faithIn this piece of s**t called the human race.I tried to talk, but my words go to waste.Every encounter leaves me with a bad taste.The IQ of society leaves me in shock.I’d rather talk to a cinder block.People move their mouths and .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/444724/ I’m the best of the best.Put me to the test and I’ll make your face a fucked up mess.While I scream an insult,Beat your face to a pulp and make you swallow your teeth in a single gulp.What’s my name? 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Forget the fame.People need to read. They don’t need to know my name.People call themselves poets, but they’re just a bunch of fakers.Most stray from deep thought like a bunch of forsakers.It breaks my heart to know mo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/435654/ Nine to five jobs are s**t, and my paycheck’s whackThat’s why I sell drugs right out of the backI need extra income piled up in stacks,So I sell snowballs and a bunch of crackAlmost every day I work with no time for funSo I sat down and wrote this f*****g requiem http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/434646/ Most people want the most in life, but that’s not me.I seek escape from the ordinary.I used to pray to God for the gift of death,But I guess it wasn’t His purpose.So I continue to exist in what I call corrupt emptiness.I’m not emo, nor do I feel self pity. I just want t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/434221/ Another story written some time ago under a different pen name. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/433290/ One of my first short stories. 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I will f**k who I please.And if I pick something up I’ll just spread the disease. It’s homicide, and suicide, and genocide commercialized... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/428888/ You’re an incredible, edible Jesus freak hypocrite;The type of girl I’d like to slit when I babysit.I’m not the foolish type to think you don’t cum,So I’ll get a towel and a bottle of rum.I’ll f**k your butt with my thumb and give it a twist.I have a m.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/428631/ I’m a vampire lord building covens and castles.With a demonic fist I’m smashing up a******s.The succubi I create are harlots with afros.I convert some to my ways with poems and phat flows.Dracula is my friend, and we chill in my crypt.We smoke weed every night on the vampire tr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/428393/ Shadow lovely, express devotion.I need somebody to save these bones.As I grow older my will keeps fading.Living’s harder, especially alone.My eyes grow heavy from growing tired.If I see you I stay awake.Your charcoal lipstick sets me on fire.I fantasize about the merriment we&r.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/427845/ Entertainers and athletes get paid the billionsWhile important people are blue collar millions.There are many hard workers who go unappreciated.The priorities of this country seem rather jaded.Americans have become such a dumbass group.No one is free to seek their persuits.Everyone works.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/427765/ Pale girl in a black dress made it to my hitlist.I want to choke her out just like I do my mistress.She can pick a place and even bring a witness.The thrill of the kill will do wonders for my fitness.Blood and blue lips are the parents of my fetish.Necrophilia is a hobby that I relish.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/drdeathstab/425838/ She said I was filth. 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