http://slow.writerscafe.org/TheCommunistCat The original writings of author David Ellert en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776000637 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 First scene of a story I started to write this evening. Yep. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1373326/ This offering is dedicated to the junkies.  To the addicts suffering every single day and struggling to find a reason to continue.  To the lonely discarded husks of humanity wondering what’s it’s all worth, continuing the war each gruesome and bleak f*****g day with the faint h.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1313478/ A Day In The Life Of A Stone FabricatorI’m sitting on the edge of the bed, wondering how a cat like me ever got into a situation like this, but I ain’t complainin’.   Who knew a celebrity of such stature would ever be into ol’ Dave?  I mean, Natalie Portman, of all .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1305911/ MY TRUE STORY ABOUT A LIFE CHANGING EXPERIENCE ON THE BUS:HOW BUS ETIQUETTE CAN DETERMINE YOUR FUTUREA couple of years ago I was on a very crowded bus during rush hour, and most of the passengers were forced to stand.  It was the most overcrowded bus in the history of overcrowded busses, and th.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1300067/ The following is based on actual things I thought of. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1267525/ My take on Seth MacFarlane, Family Guy, and human garbage in general. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/1132110/ ON GRAPHIC ‘PRO LIFE’ CAMPAIGNSHey kids!  Today I’m slapping the fundies and the conservative zealots with logic and awesomeness, and this lil’ piece is going to be sooooooooo inflammatory that no amount of ibuprofen could ever take away the glaring swelling of reality.&.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/989966/ A rant about the 'God Hates F**s' quasi - culture and why homophobia is irrational and cowardly. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/978628/ Homage to a city. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/976575/ Some thoughts this hour, brought to you in part by intravenous Viagra: Givin' kick to your stick since 1997. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/941242/ A delightful tirade. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/747459/ A rant / essay composed after a long day's work.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/728009/ ON ROBOCOP    11 April 1988.  Los Angeles, California.  A film titled “The Last Emperor” is peer reviewed and widely acclaimed; it is publicly deemed to be the greatest motion picture created during the previous twelve months.  “The Last Emperor”.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/607713/ An ode to friendship. Sorta. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/592988/ You may want to read the first few parts of Demonovich before this piece. Either way, I kick a*s at life, and consider you to be mediocre at best in most fields. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/569291/ This is a recent interview I had with Jesus Christ. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/536277/ A delightful rant. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/495234/ Read the first couple before this, obviously. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/495129/ Read part one first. I'm awesome. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/495127/ Public Service Announcement With Little To Do With Aardvarks. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/472819/ Part Five to Ivan Demonovich. yep. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/450822/ A short and spontaneous rant on being vulgar. With a brief interlude mentioning toaster ovens. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/418194/ The second little bit to my novel; however, it can be understood without reading the first. As always, it's unedited and written within about an hour, though some of the thoughts have probably been in my head for a while. To borrow from Mitch Hedberg, you http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/412873/ A sorta rough idea of what I want the intro of my story to look like. I feel that no narrative really has a beginning or an end, so my book starts (and will end) mid - sentence. I haven't seen this done before, so I think it's kind of cool. Anyways, th http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/396810/ Well, here's what is basically the fourth installment. It's lengthy and rambling, but hey.... I still kick a*s. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/366957/ Written and posted quickly after I'm done my day job. Yep. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/TheCommunistCat/364323/