Jake Xingu | WritersCafe.org http://slow.writerscafe.org/jakexingu The original writings of author Jake Xingu en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776095698 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 #realtalk #getoutofmyhead #dicklickinwizards Drinking ciderwondering what it would be like tobe inside hershaving my face with the kitchen scissorschicken gizzards, a favorite treat ofdick-lickin' wizardsmy jizz hurtswhen it comes out of my phallusmy talents mainly consist ofsycophantic romantic bullshitMaybe I have Asperger Syndromewhen in ro.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1288506/ Little Emo Brian Eno The Bathroom--------------------------- my last haven ---------------------------I have to write on this page andI can't move my          legs inthe pirate                  baycage-less             &n.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1288500/ Stop Thinking of Tits for about 130 Seconds ABANDON HOPEno more slow-motion runningon the beach in a bikiniWOULD YOU stop thinking of tits for about 130 secondswell, ok now that you're readyI can start the poem againor did you dry uplike a lion lying on theglass ceiling of Ryan GVSC'sGreen Housestealing all the children's dreamsnow only cool .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1288472/ There's Poop in my Pool I've got warts inweird                    placesI imagine they're thefacesof the people that cause me the most p       a       i       nI cut themoffeveryday everyday everyday&nbsp.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1288466/ When I'm bored I crank out the nocturnal blues My beard is casually stroked I listen to her as if she were talking directly into my ear. I lean forward and contact her eyes, and to my surprise she leans forward and says "I bet that's what you say to all the pretty guys." Our coats hanging up in the li.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1234837/ Not it's all clear I've figured it out! You just need to listen to me, ok? Ok, ok, ok. Talk to me here, what are we doing, right? We're living, ok? So, because we're living we have a choice to make. We have to choose what path to take in life. I've got it now, it's coming in loud and clear, s**t no I lost it. We've go.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1234828/ Ω, alternative Q As she reached the top story of the office buildingwhere her father had workedShe panted hard, over and over again. A clap of thunder echoed through the stairwelland she jumped from the stairs to the centerThe man on the roof sighed and said"Same s**t, different day"When she h.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1234825/ Ω, alternative Z A collection of short poems. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1234822/ The State of the Union Some lyrics http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1129642/ Meow, Mother F****r Some song lyrics http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1129637/ There's Something Terribly F*****g Wrong Here A prose poem http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1129633/ Strate form the Goats moth A prose poem. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1129630/ My views on the Greenville Music Scene See title http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1127877/ Tax My Death? Lyrics to a song that I wrote. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1127873/ Sell Out Lyrics to a song that I wrote. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1127859/ Miserable, Alone, Lost Lyrics to a song that I wrote. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1127858/ It's Relatively Normal A song I wrote in response to another song I wrote entitled "It's Kinda Weird." Chords included. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jakexingu/1127857/