http://slow.writerscafe.org/MatthewW The original writings of author Matthew Ian Herrawood W en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776013023 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Yous have met Centaurs and elves Now meet a Fairy... this one is a little different to what you know... just a little... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1899760/ These are the Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1898883/ As you can see My Parody has the same name as the original. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1898247/ Life is shortEspecially while the war is onWalking in on Rogvir’s deathA specialty of solitudeGreta needs a friend Lights out! I’m inA Light house for the IcerunnerC’mon Jaree-Ra did sinSpoke to me and took me inWhile I’m in So.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1894207/ Lesson 6Language and Names Creating a fantasy language can beeasy or take a bit of thinking whatever you decide to do however you shouldthink about pronunciation and add something somewhere that tells people how topronounce it. It’s not needed but some people hate re.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1891817/ This time a Happy Rant http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1891459/ The 5 have reached Their first Human occupied city in the world of Germo. This is the City Kasara http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1891100/ This Parody is Mostly from the Dragon (Or "Dovh") point of view rather than the Dragon born (Or "Dovah Kiin") http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1891093/ Knowing when to use magic doesn’t help unless you know how. The knowledgefor how can help you for when. let’s think a moment about how magic is used. Inharry potter its magical items and wands with a certain movement and weirdwords spoken (or thought). In Eragon it’s with a.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1890741/ Lesson 4Whento Use MagicMost people think writing afantasy story is the easiest choice when writing a story just throwing magicaround-they did this and then made dinner with magic noticed that person wasasleep and using magic covered them with a rug-not very good and simpl.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889914/ PickpocketYou Met Bryjnolf down in riftenbut not a coin made honestlyohhhhow’d you know? a very bad year for a theif I hearno middle man or Karliahthat’s ohits what I know PickPocket you Pickpocket youHe’s tel.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889912/ PrinceSheogorath In the blue palaceinside solitudewell don’t ya don’t ya know there is a manhe’s lost his master seeI had the chance to be insaneAsylume from the normalcyI had a hip bone gift He’s so madhes got to be.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889911/ Vampires Parody of She's Only 18By Red Hot Chilli Peppers Not Even 18Don't eat no bread or sconesShe took a short cutTo being fully grownShe's got those red eyes manner like roseThe look of a young teenA pair of thorny teethThese double puncture holesnot leaking vit.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889910/ Clash and BashParody of Hump de BumpBy Red Hot ChilliPeppers (Gon’ getchya, Gon’ Stab ya)(Gon’ getchya, Gon’ Stab ya)(Gon’ getchya, Gon’ Stab ya)(Gon’ getchya, Gon’ Stab ya) Forty Imperials this weekFor.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889908/ Greybeards of High HrothgarrParody of Stadium Arcadium Voices round the throat of the worldand their callingI hope I get what I deserveLearn Dovah tongue Skyrim is the north of TamrielA white winter wonderlandAnd this is where I learn the thu'um.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889907/ Serana Huhhall the boys stand in lineGet yours, got mineIn a minute I’ll be thereArmour on, bolt readyI could kill you with a bolt or flameLie back and dieAnybody scared of a skull?That’s rightThere here When they pick up on.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889905/ Snow (Kill oh)Version 2 Came to decidethat the things that I triedOnly thebrotherhood would do for me So I went aloneThought I waslittle knowBut now I have friendslike these Step from the roadto the city to see the boyAventius .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889903/ Marry me please (girls of Skyrim)  Getting hooked upin the city RiftenMy papa’s in the armymama was a BretonAnd up in SkyrimWhen I’m not swingin' a hammerI’d like to be at home and say to Lydia or Aela“Has the store made any more mon.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889902/ Pretty self explanatory really. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889900/ The Second Book Of Game Parodys. This time the game is Skyrim and the Album is Stadium Arcadium by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1889893/ Lesson3Creating LifeSomethingthat appears in most Fantasy is a magical creature of some sort, unfortunatelythere is little that is original. Dragons, firedrakes, vampires, werewolves,trolls, unicorns, Pegasus horses, griffons, even some of the Animals from Harrypotter have been u.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1888709/ Lesson 2Creatinga New World A lot of people believe to create a world all you need is tothrow together some random letters for a name and then that’s your newworld and you can do that, but thinking more deeply about this world can give youa better story. When we.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1888700/ A Short Course on the Basics of Fantasy Writing http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1888005/ A Short Course on the Basics of Fantasy Writing http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1888004/ Lewis gets in trouble as Amelia risk's facing a short drop and sudden stop... or in other words a hanging. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1886500/ This is different from the original but I hope my changes have paved the way for more excitement with my plans for this book. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1886489/ Another day, Another mistake http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1886071/ This is a Reconstruction I was Happier with my first version However the device it was saved on was stolen. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1847844/ A Skyrim Parody of Imaginary by Evenessence http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1801727/ I wrote this about a real notice i recived entitled Schedule 12 - Section 105F Notice http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1657704/ I want to rant. This I just a release I probably won't edit it. Read if you want but I don't really care what you do for this piece. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1632473/ As usual for me this poem is deeply tied to my emotions and experience. Though I'm not sure I like this poem as a finished product. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1625222/ its been awhile since I posted a chapter between computer problems, a busy life and the many story's I have been writing. So here is a preview of what's coming. Suggestions welcome. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1598558/ Some credit goes to my friend Sam[antha] for the original swapping of the word cheerleader for cheerio. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1561742/ I'm not particularly proud of this poem and I feel like its unfinished. The pain we feel when we are not with the one person we love more than anyone or else is unbelievably huge. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1384929/ This is a Parody of Dani California by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Its about the Marry Feature in Skyrim. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1363356/ the hero's meet a few People (and... variations) that live in the mountains and Valleys. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1356854/ I hope this makes you think. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1341425/ For my GF Tamika (2014-current). http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1331202/ The Departure. A scary encounter and a fortunate chance meeting. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1292388/ The Final Chapter of Book 3. The final book was going to be in 2 parts but this is now the second to last, part 2 is now a book... Are you ready for the cliff-hanger of the century? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1223874/ R.I.P A (K.GF) R.S R.F G GP http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1144125/ THIS IS IT PEOPLE!!! this is the chapter you have all been waiting for! I'm unsure weather to finish here and start the next chapter or to continue the chapter for a paragraph or so... thoughts? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1112504/ this talk about a mission you do with the stormcloaks ill do another few lines for you Imperials (i geuss it will be like the age of aggression vs the age of oppression) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1107402/ This Parody covers all AC games so this is a SPOILER ALERT!!! http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1107399/ I dont approve of Fan Fic but after failing to get it out of my head i have resorted to writing it down. I WILL finish this weather i POST it is another matter. Compleatly new Doctor and companion http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1107396/ Some Important facts are remembered. is it really so surprising that we failed now that these Things are remembered? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1107386/ Dr HalseyThought Id Run into her down on the streetThen it turned out I wouldn’t make it homeI made a point to help her A.I. outShe went away but I had a different missionI still see the face but I call a different nameBut I still wonder how Dr Halsey has been Seems that.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1072319/ Homecoming: The Death Of Saint Johnny My heart is beating stronglyWe are here all alonePlease wakeMe when youNeed me for we won’t make it homeSleep as another star flies bySleep a night or twoFor we are still alive In the streetsOf eart.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1072317/ Title and Chorus Idea By My good Freind-Key the Bard (I still beat you on that Day the Game Glitched is all) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MatthewW/1072316/