http://slow.writerscafe.org/mr_scoobydude The original writings of author Scooby en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776136661 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Punch Drunk LoveBy: Nick Workman I can’t f****n’ writeI’m too damn stupidI don’t feel rightF**k, just blame CupidBuy me a drinkI need to get fucked upI talked to a shrinkHe said that I’m fucked upSo I guess this i.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/544161/ Something SpecialBy: Nick Workman Baby, you amaze meAnd I’m not talking maybeYou drive me crazyMake my vision hazyWhenever you kiss meFeels like we’re making historyI carry on so blissfullyKnowing that you’re missing meYou&rs.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/541871/ Perfect WorldBy: Nick Workman Dreaming of a better placeWhere my 3 can beat your AceWhere everything’s differentAnd I can actually leave without a traceStart all over, fresh and newNo need to drink or sniff that glueImagine a worldWith no f*.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/541870/ My relationship with a girl named Marijuana.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/541865/ CemetaryBy: Nick Workman Somedays,I feel I wanna walk away.I don’t know what the f**k to say.Curtains closin’ on this f****n’ play.Ok, let me take a breath or two;Let me take a puff or two.Hold it ‘til I’m turnin’ b.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/533422/ Bang, B***h By: Nick Workman   Call me Captain Awesome Pants. F**k wit me?  No, not a chance. Leave you dead in a street & takeyour girl to the dance. And I will dance without my pants. Almost like a prison prance. F**k her up the butt til I nut, so.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/530093/ F**k LuckBy: Nick WorkmanMy stomach is rumblin'F****n' thoughts are jumblin'I need to hold somethingTo keep fromf****n' stumblin'Twisted f****n' thoughtsDrown 'em in dollar shotsMotherfucker, this is VegasNow, shut up and play the slotsGamble your last pennyWin some fast moneyPress that lu.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/519652/ Dream GirlBy: Nick Workman Tuesday afternoonAnd I’m all f****n’ aloneSitting aroundWishin’ I had someone to boneNot just anyone thoughThe prettiest girlPrettiest in the roomThe prettiest in the worldWalk over to herTo get.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/506236/ Skeleton KeyBy: Nick Workman Oopsy,I made a poopsy!I missed and hit the toilet seat!F*****g clean it up for me!I can’t see…I’m too fucked up,I just threw up,I can’t stand up,And this b***h won’t shut up.What .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/502930/ I Don’t Give A F**k If Its Your BirthdayBy: Nick Workman I’m burning youLike the UV rays when your tanningAll I ever do is complete s**tLike Peyton ManningIt’s uncannyThe way I control the alphabetI easily clearAny bar you set.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/502923/ TipsyBy: Nick Workman What the f**k am I thinking?What the f**k am I drinking?Some body tell me,Why the f**k am I shrinking?I’m going insaneI’m losing my mindI can only spill stupid thoughtsOne drip at a timeWords splat on the floo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/502053/ Noon in the AfternineBy: Nick Workman Chub-a-lubWalk aroundWith no one to loveWithout a frownDo what you’re toldEvery minute, everydayAin’t it getting old?Just gotta get awayLook in the mirrorLook at your heartThe image wil.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/502048/ Winter Wouldn’t Be So Cold If I Could Wear Your SkinBy: Nick Workman.. ..Bored as a monkeyTrapped in a damn cageMama always told meTo act my damn ageBut I can’t read the next chapterCuz s**t’s stuck on the damn pageI’m sick of these ta.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/501084/ Leaving Las VegasBy: Nick WorkmanBuckle up for safetyFucked up and crazyNinety on the highwayBlazed on a FridayKush got me zoning hardStuck, stiff, damn retardI don’t know how to feelWhen it doesn’t seem realThis city’s all I’ve ever kn.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/491899/ I'm FineBy: Nick WorkmanI’m gonna try to write thisExcuse me while I light thisPuff a million muffinsMy plant looks like a fichusThere’s a f*****g plastic dogBarking at me on a logBut I think my eyes are lyingCuz it’s barking like a frogI dreamed I k.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/490587/ VernacularBy: Nick Workman I won’t ever be famousI’m not cut out for itI’m an ignoramusI’m sick of this s**tThey don’t know who I amBut I’m right here everydayI don’t give a god damnWho the f**k are they?Like me.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/487617/ Once Upon A TimeBy: Nick Workman Every single thing about this girl is beautiful.The looks she gives throw me off; it’s unusual.I can’t get her out of my headEven after all the blood we shed.Running into her I always did dreadBecause, to this day,.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/478135/ A Consentual RapeBy: Nick Workman Let me down again.I don’t give a f*****g s**t.Why did I expect more?The deception doesn’t quit.You promise me the world,But leave me empty heartedTime and time again.This bullshit is retarded.I’m at my.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/477673/ Kidnap MishapBy: Nick Workman Pissed the f**k off,And I will tell you why:You don’t even graspHow hard I f*****g try.I feel jailed in my own brain,And I never had the key.I’m going insane right now;I just want to be free.My spirit was golden.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/477667/ Why?By: Nick Workman Why do I have to changeEverything about my beingIn order to make you happy?I wonder what you’re seeing.Why can’t you just accept meFor everything I do?If this pain doesn’t go away,I swear to God, we’re through... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/477655/ BrokenBy: Nick Workman You said you’d never leave, but you did like all the rest.My life is not about settling; I will find the best.If there’s someone you feel is better, then honey, be my guest.You shoplifted my heart and I’d like it returned .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/475449/ if i lived one day that could be wiped off the calendar, was i a part of nothing? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/475448/ Sample PatternsBy: Nick Workman What have I done to youThat would make you want toTreat me this way?I feel betrayed;What have I gotten into?All I did was help and smile;Always go the extra mile.You’re as crazyAs you are lazy.I can see your soul .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/472254/ Truth or DareBy: Nick Workman I’m drawing a blank.I can’t think of anything.So I sharpen my shankIn hopes of a killing.Now, let’s be frank,You’re life means nothing.I’m trying just to thankYou for everythingThat yo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/469713/ Epic StepsBy: Nick Workman A new pad of paper to express my feelingsI don’t really hate her but she sends me reelingI can’t keep dealing with how she f***s with my headScreaming so loud to drown out the words she saidMy face turns red from her stenc.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/467512/  System Failure NoticeBy: Nick WorkmanI’m trying to release but I can’t seem to rhyme I’ve got so much to say but not enough time Not enough minutes to explain my jumbled brain Not enough drugs to ease my f*****g pain Marijuana joi.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/464261/ Creation MutilationBy: Nick Workman If only you knewEverything you meant to meYou don’t have a clueI feel like you rented meI feel so stickyLike a used pair of underwearNow, you haunt me trickyAnd it puts me beyond a scareYou dangle my loveIn fr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/464258/ Diet PopBy: Nick Workman What if I told youI only want to hold youI don’t want the old youThe past helped mold youYou’re always in my headI miss you in my bedMy face just turns redI’d rather be deadMy dreams do not lieI won’t l.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/459448/ Nothing NewBy: Nick Workman I will not be another victim.I can tell you miss him.I’m bright, but your light’s dim.I know my happy medium.I can be alone and keep a smile.A lesson to learn and it took a while.But I was taught by a devil so vile... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/458143/ Love BlistersBy: Nick Workman Your obsessionMakes me sick.Learn a lessonFrom this prick.He wanted to hurt you,But you were blinded by love.Patience is a virtue.You were sent from above.He didn’t knowAll you could give.You should just .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/458124/ for the stoners... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/457612/ ColorsBy: Nick Workman Ruby red facesAngry in different placesFeelings turn blueCry like you’re supposed toThe other grass is greenBut you’ve already seenI’m an odd fellowBut your gold is yellowAlmost a shade of orangeThrough a melod.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/457455/ reasons i write http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/457415/ Chapter NineBy: Nick Workman.. ..Could I really have been so evilAnd wind up where I am?Will you take your needleAlong with your shaky handMark my skin and etch my memoriesOn my canvas of a bodyLike a sketch pad. It helps releaseThe ghosts of my lonely.My tattoos are a c.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/457045/ StaticBy: Nick Workman I took a leap before I even looked.I’m falling now; my earth you shook.I can’t be crazy for I’m not locked up.My mind’s on overdrive; feelings stocked up.I wasn’t ready for my life to change,But I .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/457042/ Why don't I belong on this Earth?I've had an awkward feeling since birthThat there's something wrong, maybe call it a curse,But I know i would die to find out what I'm worth.Under this tattooed skin is the soul of a man;Stuck in this era, doing what he can.F*****g this body up until it c.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456239/ THEY CALL ME COACH.. ..I’m so f*****g highI really think I can fly.C’mon, guy. Wanna try?Don’t be shy, dude.I wouldn’t lie, dude.Though you may cryOr wonder whyJust come with me, my dude.You’re not gonna fallOut of the sky and die, dude.Se.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456238/ Nervousby Nick Workman.. ..Achieving goalsMeans taking a chance.Filling the holesMeans giving another glance.Each chance, thoughSeems to leave me stressin'.Everywhere I goSeems to just be another lesson.My sicknessIs karma catching up.But you’ll witnessI&rs.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456237/ Paint Me A Saint.... by Nick Workman.... .. .. Would you like to die fast or slow? Masochistically enjoy your final seconds or just go? We can do this either way. I’ve got the gun and no time so what do .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456236/ ...Wyoming....By: Nick Workman.. ..I miss you so much.It’s only been a week.Without you hereThe present is bleak.But I hold my head upBecause I know we have plansTogether we’ll reignWhether or not we have fans.Though we’re apart,Our minds still entwined.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456235/ AddictionBy: Nick Workman .. .. He wakes up midday Teeth aching; knees shaking Addiction won’t go away Who’s he really faking? Watch him cipher through his s**t You know what he’s looking for Just one .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456234/ No one deserves the pain I am going through.I’m going insane and it’s all because of you.I’ve seen this before, but through different eyes.I cannot endure another clusterfuck of lies.What am I supposed to learn from this?I actually thought I’d ha.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456233/ Straight AysBy: Nick Workman Everchanging daysShadowed by different greys.There are so many waysTo escape this maze.Staring off in a daze;A very subtle gaze.You’d think I just blazed,But it’s just a phase.Like studying your plays,Hope all .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456231/ PredictableBy: Nick Workman We live in a world obsessed with second chances.Everybody forgiven without taking other glances.There could be a better optionIf eyes were just openedHigh school’s over but we’re attending the same dances. Win so.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456230/ As beautiful as a sunset on Hawaiian ocean.Baby, let me take another sip of your potion.I’m drunk off your kissThis feeling of blissWhy wait? Let’s get this thing in motion. You saw me across the dark concert hall.I used to think love would be my do.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456229/ FreedomBy: Nick Workman From the day I was born,Until the day you die,You bring me downAnd I don’t know why.Forced to just sitAnd watch the world go by.But I’ve spread my wings,Now I’m ready to fly.If I’m your pride and joy,Why.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456227/ BingeBy: Nick Workman Looking forward to a drug bingeThat turns my blood orange.Suck it up in a syringe.Rip a door off of the hinge;It needs to go in storage.Goldilocks, where’s the porage?Wait, now where the in the world am i?I’m trying to wr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mr_scoobydude/456226/