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			<title>Damsel in distress turns out to be caged cokatoo practising vocabulary </title>
			<description>A fifteen-year-old boy walked past a four-story building wondering why he couldn't get a girl to like him. This was something that often worried him and something he hoped he could rectify this school season.As he walked by he heard a voice coming from above:&quot;Help me, help me. Trouble, trouble,&quot; it ..</description>
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			<title>Man decides to stop following gossip websites, buys old lady instead </title>
			<description>After burning up the keys one his faithful laptop, Mike decided it was time to rethink his web surfing habits. While his intentions for buying the machine had originally been good---write a story a day, track his finances, keep in touch with his parents, it hadn't taken long before those important t..</description>
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			<title>The right time to riot</title>
			<description>Harry and Albert sat on their front porch on an unusually warm spring day. In their pastel coloured, short-sleeved polo shirts you could tell that in their youth, these two men would have had enough strength to carry a cow. Now in their eighties, their cow-carrying days were long over but from time ..</description>
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			<title>Saying Goodbye</title>
			<description>Doug didn&amp;rsquo;t know how he&amp;rsquo;d be able to live after today. Bear was sick and there was now no other choice but to bring him into the vet one last time. The appointment was set for three in the afternoon and Doug had already spent the nigh petting his best friend, and he made a promise that h..</description>
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			<title>Losing political candidate blames loss on negative energy attack</title>
			<description>After a stinging loss in his cities mayoral race, George Bland sat in a chair at his campaign headquarters, shoulders slouched, looking at his untied shoes.&amp;nbsp;Around him, his lackeys were struggling to console him over the defeat. They oohed and ahhed at at the things he had done to make the ..</description>
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			<title>Man in wheelchair robs 7-Eleven</title>
			<description>&quot;Hey man what the hell are you doing,&quot; the cashier yelled at a man he assumed was kneeling down in one of the aisles of his 7-Eleven, trying to stuff some of his goods into his waistband.&quot;What me?&quot; said the man, not standing up, but wheeling out from the aisle, showing that while the cashier may hav..</description>
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			<title>Mother forgets car, son</title>
			<description>When Sheila got home and prepared to fix her family some dinner, she had a feeling that something was different, she just couldn't put her finger on what it was.&amp;nbsp;She looked around the house, paying particular attention to the route she had taken to the kitchen from the front door.&amp;nbsp;..</description>
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			<title>Duelling pistol, other sports discontinued from Olympics </title>
			<description>The Canadian Olympic Preparation Team was stunned by the announcement. All around the facility, athletes were about to get word that their sports were being systematically eliminated from the Olympic Program.It was Dave Singleton&amp;rsquo;s unfortunate responsibility to pass the word on to all individu..</description>
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			<title>'It's no kidney stone,' doc tells woman moments before she gives birth</title>
			<description>&amp;ldquo;It&amp;rsquo;s no kidney stone,&amp;rdquo; the doctor told the woman, moments before she was to give birth to a human child.&amp;ldquo;Huh, what you mean it&amp;rsquo;s not a kidney stone? It needs to be a kidney stone I&amp;rsquo;m hurtin so bad.&amp;rdquo;&amp;ldquo;Well that&amp;rsquo;s because you have a child in you. Y..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/mikereynolds/498119/</link>
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			<title>Man provides photo for his own wanted poster</title>
			<description>A man walked into the police station with a big yellow envelope held under his arm. Nobody stopped him as he walked to the front desk, took the envelope out from under his arm and thrust it down on the counter.&amp;nbsp;&amp;ldquo;Use this,&amp;rdquo; he said forcibly to the receptionist, who in return glar..</description>
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