Evie McFarland | WritersCafe.org http://slow.writerscafe.org/certifiedweirdo The original writings of author Evie McFarland en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776109962 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 The Hole A surrealist story about a girl who climbs into a hole. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1355008/ Breathe A short story about femininity, age, and self-image. Any biblical allusions are entirely intentional. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1327154/ The Crowd and the Traffic A man lies down in the center of the road. Two different outcomes to the same situation. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276287/ The Lawyer Prose poem about aging and monotony. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276285/ The Vinegar Thief A drug addict working the late shift at a supermarket catches a teenager stealing vinegar. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276279/ The Radio A janitor observes the interactions between three teenagers who refuse to go home. This story explores the inability to communicate and the burden of monotony. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276271/ The New Reality Television A short commentary on the role of reality television in a society increasingly obsessed with triviality. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276264/ My Brief Experience as a Ten Year Old Insomniac A chronicle of my attempts to fall asleep as a caffeinated ten-year-old. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276261/ How Kyle Lost His Dog Three friends and a dog play cards while they wait for the power to come back on. Rated T for language (and references to certain notorious serial murderers.) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276257/ The Bird A story about a therapist who can't connect to anyone. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276254/ The Apocalypse Three friends sit in a basement and wait for the apocalypse. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1276250/ It's Raining Milk The everyday experience of a kid living in a dysfunctional family. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1180786/ Extreme Narcissism and Rumination A bored, egotistical teenager tries to come up with a captivating story. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1180781/ The Milkmen A story from the perspective of a lunatic in an insane asylum. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1180777/ The Circle A short allegory to represent the "circle of life." http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/certifiedweirdo/1180763/