http://slow.writerscafe.org/jdortiz The original writings of author jd en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776027347 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 ·       How to get used to working on an offshore rig: o    Buy a dumpster, paint it gray and live in it for 2 weeks straight. o    Yell at your neighbor if he walks outside without a hardhat and boots... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jdortiz/1188556/ A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it act.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/jdortiz/1187615/