http://slow.writerscafe.org/SamSevern The original writings of author Sam Severn en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776048116 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 26CANDY GOES TO SHOCK CORRIDORGood morning, Human Female BL-36184 Candy Buddah. I see that we meet again. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Cybernetic Meadows TMA-19 Computer App guarding Sector Z. I am the latest in Mental Hospital Security Protection. I am designed to withhold Sector Z ac.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/777644/ 25LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL VIIMeanwhile, three floors up, in the boys’ bathroom...hung over the toilet with an ear pressed to a humungous mobilephone, and digging through the bottom of a crumpled bag of pork rinds, the lone Brat sits...listening in on a pirated frequency and contemplating the s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/767905/ 24THE D****E JACKS THE MICMEANWHILE...AT THE SAME TIME...DOWN IN THE TRANSGENDERS BEER GARDEN...WAY DOWN UNDERGROUND OF SECTOR H...THE VOICES OF PHATLEWT, BARON OF TSATHöLüGGA, AND SIROOSH THE D****E, THE UNETHICAL WIZARDS HIGH WARLORDS, CAN BE HEARD, BELLYACHING DOWN IN THE HOT.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/767904/ 23LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL VIRight now there is one confused little underwater surveil-cam racking focus on me.Right now there are 112 military midgets scratching their heads.Right now there are 19 P***y-Whipped posses grinding to a stop.Everybody’s quiet.Everybody ‘xcept for Nerf.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/738979/ 22LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL V“Breaker, breaker,” I repeat. “Come back at me. This is The Brat. What’s the situation right now with Vile? Over.”Hmmmmm, that’s funny, dude, still no answer.(CLICK! CLICK!)I switch channels.(CLICK! CLICK!)Vile’s my close.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/737340/ 21LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL IVRappelling Team’s a rag-tag bunch of little overweight ex-jocks. Outta-shape 8 and 9-year-old rejects from the Mental Asylum football and gymnastics teams. Dead Walrus the overweightest one, he go about 265, blubbery and lazy and baby-fattish and he’s g.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/736501/ 20LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL III“WAAA. WAAA. WAAA...”The Snake Pit’s the Asylum Nursery. “WAAA. WAAA. WAAA. WAAA...”The Snake Pit’s crawling with all kinda crazy misfit unfit newborns and freak neonatals. “WAAA-WAAA-WAAA-WAAA-WAAAAAAA...”.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/735844/ 19LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELL II‘Cept none of you dickheads out there is answering.(TCCCCCCCCHT!)“BREAKER, BREAKER! COME IN, MAN!” (TCCCCCCCCHT!)Dude, where is my crew? (TCCCCCCCCHT!)“Breaker One-Nine, Breaker One-Nine!”(TCCCCCCCCHT!)If I wasn&rsqu.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/734329/ 18LIKE A BRAT OUT OF HELLThat’s Camera #1169 right now, watching me in this bathroom stall. Perched on the toilet tank and videotaping me.Staring out at me with its red recording eye and taking in every crazy word I say.(TCCCCCCCCHT!)“Breaker, breaker!“This is The Br.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/733777/ 17BREAKER! BREAKER!“Breaker, breaker! Breaker One-Nine, Breaker One-Nine! Come in, li’l buddies! Over!”(TCCCCCCCCHT!)It’s 2065 and I’m nine.Yeah, I’m nine years old. N’ though I have climbed and crawled, vaulted and vamoosed my a*s over the wall and es.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/732690/ 16BONG LOAD(TAP, TAP, TAP)"Hello computer. Hello Bong Load." (TAP, TAP, TAP)"Query status Female Patient BL-36184."(CLICK!)HELLO GREMMIE OUT OF CONTROL.BONG LOAD PROCESSING. PLEASE STAND BY.RELAY03:BONGLOADSURVEIL>SPYWARE>SEARCHOPENED‘MKAY GREMMIE. HERE IT .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/732028/ BOOK TWO:THE VLOG OF CANDY BUDDAH(2065)________________15MISS LONESOMEHEARTS5:57 A.M., MONDAY, FEBRUARY 2ND, 2065,THE CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL INTERNAL VIDEO-MAIL SYSTEM,SAVED FROM A SPAM FOLDER OF ENCRYPTED V-MAILS ADDRESSED TO “GREMMIEOUTOFCONTR.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/688152/        (SKIP!)BUMP BUMP(POP!)BUMP BUMP (POP!) BUMP BUMP (POP!)“...GRAMPAW?”...YES, CHILDREN?BUMP BUMP (POP!) BUMP BUMP (POP!)“WHY DID WATCHDOGSTEAL OUR MEMORIES,GR.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/688150/ 14I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE SWAG        “We on the air, Boot Knocka? Count me down now, 3, 2, 1... “Alright, Death Campers! It’s Christmas Eve here on Radio FCKUP, Kareem.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/644020/ 13STRICTLY 4 MY N.I.N.J.A.Z.HOSPITAL INTERNAL FILE TAPE OU812 (TOP SECRET)PRELIMINARY EVALSUBJECT: KAREEM ABDUL MASTERFROADMITTED: 21 DECEMBER 2191 @ 18:15 VIA SOULSVILLE POLICE TRANSFERPSYCH EVAL ASSIGNMENT: DR. COMBOVER, STAFF PHYSICIAN, MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES, SOULSVILLE NURSING HOME.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/644019/ 12SEVEN NATION DEATH SQUAD(Beep!)“Welcome to Radio FCKUP customer service. All lines are busy now, baby. Your call will be answered in the order received.”(Beep!)“Hello, this is FCKUP-FM...Kareem Abdul Masterfro here.”“Where is the se.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/644018/ 11WISH U WUZ HEREThe homeboy who built this station, and my secret cave, didn’t live to see the end of the War.But he sure built a fine crib, for my a*s to chill in.Dig:My cave built like a impenetrable fortress, carved into the side of a mighty mountain. .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/644017/ ...AND SOMY LITTLE LAMBS,WITH THEM NASTY SHOCKKK TROOPERS‘BOUT TO STRIKE,AND THE HOUR OF DEATHFOR THE LAST FREE SOUL ON THIS PLANETGETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER,WAtCHDOG’S FIRST VICTORYOVER CANDY BUDDAHEN.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/603828/ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/588380/ 8SHOCK CORRIDOR IISTART TAPEFILE NAME: THE VLOG OF CANDY BUDDAHSHOCK CORRIDOR TAPE: OZMA_002DAY 3Dear Diary,It’s been 2 days since my last video.I ain't remembered a single new thing.My brain is empty.What am I going to do?Diary, I’m scared.I’m scared cuz I didn’t remember th.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/580789/ 9SHOCK CORRIDOR III“How’z my girl Candy today?” he sez. He bent down and cupped a hand under my chin. That bluest eye in all the Death Camps winked at me. His ‘bot hands slid over my shaved head then caressed it. WAtCHDOG is a good friend. Yup. A n.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/577716/ 7SHOCK CORRIDORSTART TAPEFILE NAME: THE VLOG OF CANDY BUDDAHSHOCK CORRIDOR TAPE: OZMA_001DAY ONEDear Diary,WAtCHDOG sez I got brain damage so from now on I should talk into this video camera and tell him everything I remember.He sez it's important so they can help to fix me.I keep forgetting.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/577604/ BOOK   I :The Flyest ShitIn The World http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/568966/ In The Year2071 http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/564155/ Welcome to where time stands still. No one leaves, and no one will.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/561673/   5THE FLYEST S**T IN THE WORLDJDear Candy Buddah Human Owner,SWLABR love you. Please don’t be angry with little SWLABR.SWLABR so sorry.SWLABR did his SWLABR best. Seriously, dude.SWLABR did the job SWLABR trained to do.But SWLABR just not very good at job.SWLABR knew S.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/561217/ THE CHILD SLAVE WARS BEDTIME STORYIV“...WASSWLABR DEAD, GRAMPAW?”SOMEOF YOU YOUNGEST ONES ASK,HIDINGBEHIND THIS OLD MAN’S ROCKING-CHAIR‘TILYA KNOW IT’S SAFE.WHENTHE PIT-PATOFLITTLE NAKED FEETTELLSME THEY TIPPYTOEINGBACKT.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/560665/   5BEAT ON THE BRATJSWLABR waking up.SWLABR waking up again, dude, with massive headache. Bat that went through SWLABR head made everything dance and turn red.But now everything dark.SWLABR world dark.SWLABR hearing all kinds of noises, in the dark.SWLABR try to get up. Get up, d.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/552530/ ...I am back, to save the universe! http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/550084/ Cities On Flame With Rock N' Roll... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/547714/ In the next World War, in a jackknifed juggernaut, I am born again.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/547709/ Welcome, my son. Welcome to the Machine... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/543918/ Lord shine a light on all these Lost Children... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/541783/ They keep me locked up/In this cage/Can't they see why/My brain says rage? Welcome home, Sanitarium.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/538307/ ....16 YEARS HAVE NOW PASSED. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/538251/ As Told By A Veteran Of The Child Slave Wars.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/538231/ Hell is for Children... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/537111/ A Sci-Fi/Rock N' Roll Fantasy, set in the Child Death Camps in the Year 2071.... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SamSevern/536168/