http://slow.writerscafe.org/ailme The original writings of author ailme en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776029489 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 There once was a monkey called Bailey,Who wore a tuxedo daily,Once, whilst walking to town, Bailey fell down,A manhole and fell unconscious and sued the council for leaving the manhole unnatended. He won a few grand and bought himself a mail order bride from China. Splendid.  &nb.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ailme/657391/ So today I have a absyss and i've probably spelt that wrong,It's making my face swell though.Yesterday it was a coldsore and i've still got the scar,I need to stop picking it actually. This the worst mess you've ever read.  I just felt the need to type.  .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ailme/657384/ There once was a spider named Hank,who decided to go rob a bank,he pulled out a gun,shouted 'nobody run'but noone could really understand him cos spiders don't really speak english that well so his plan kinda failed really. Lol at Hank. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ailme/539262/ There once was a man from dundee,who was obsessed with ben, his pet bee,they were never apart,once they went to wal mart,then ben stung the man on his nose. apparently it really hurt a lot. gutted.         http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ailme/537352/ once upon a time. i sat on a lumpy hill.i fell off, it hurt. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ailme/536899/