http://slow.writerscafe.org/scorpalph1989 The original writings of author Scorpious Alpha en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1775925760 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 It's clear I'm not wanted on this site anymore, all lyrical credit goes to Pink Floyd. If you still want to follow me, I'm on Wattpad. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3120181/ Chapter N: Null            The End  (For real this time)  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3120180/ Chapter C: The End of the ‘End of the World’ World Well, here it is, the final chapter of the Ballester Sallone Saga. If you made it this far, I thank you, truly. I never thought anyone would make it past the first chapter, let alone one hundred. If you are reading this, you&rs.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3120179/ Chapter XCIX: Ballester vs Scorpious “All right, men! Listen up! You are the worst of the worst of the worst! Normal prison couldn’t handle you, so now you’re here!” Ballester raises his hand. “What?” The drill sergeant yells. “What’s going o.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3120079/ Chapter XCVIII: Scorpious vs Serge “Well, pardner, looks like this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” Dusty Eye Jones says. “What the- What the fuuuu- the fuuu- what in tarnation?” Serge says. “Ah said, this town ain’t big enough for th.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119970/ Chapter XCVII: Serge vs Ballester “Wow, rude!” Ballester tells me. “What?” I ask. “Serge was about to tell me something, and you just f*****g cut me off.” “F**k you!” I tell him. He angrily storms into the l.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119869/ Chapter XCVI: The Spinoff Months after Ruzal’s funeral, Ballester is in his room with Xagrog, when he gets a page from Serge. “Hey B, I need you to come down here.” “What’s up?” “Your kids wanna talk to you.&rdquo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119767/ Chapter XCV: Ballester vs Scott III: The Final Battle Ballester is chilling with Serge in the lab. “What are you doing here? Don’t you have work to do?” Serge asks. “What do you mean?” “I mean you have Scotts to look for.” &ldqu.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119540/ Chapter XCIV: Chimmy, the Hot Dog God “So, you’re really leaving us too?” Ballester asks Chimmy. “These hot dog people think I’m some kind of god, I’m not gonna pass up an opportunity like that.” Chimmy says. “I guess, but.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119422/ Chapter XCIII: Scorpion’s Decision Florida comes home angry one day, throwing her bookbag across the room, and it bounces off Scorpion’s leg. “Is everything all right?” Scorpion asks. “I’m so stupid!” Florida says, upset. “Why .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119344/ Chapter XCII: Galaxian Gentrification Manboutu is hanging out in Serge’s lab. “So, how’s it looking?” Manboutu asks Serge. “Turns out, I was wrong.” Serge says. “Elaborate.” “I thought Mirror Plan.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119268/ Chapter XCI: The Funeral “Are you ready, Ballester?” Serge asks. “Let’s just get this over with.” Ballester answers. Ballester, Serge, Sallester, and Oigres carry the coffin to the hole, where Scorpion is waiting. “We a.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3119191/ Chapter XC: Super Barrestel Team vs Ballester Sallone and co. FRIDAY NIGHT ULTIMATE FIGHT HOT DOG NUMBER ONE! Announcer: Serge opened rifts to other dimensions, which includes the alternate reality that Barrestel lives in. After a brief mee.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3118959/ Chapter LXXXIX: Safe...For Now “NO! Why would you f**k ME? I’m a part of you!” “Yeah, about that... out of everyone I hate, I hate myself the most.” “What?” “Ask Sydd, Sandra, and Samson.” “Who?&.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3118902/ Chapter LXXXVIII: The Multiverse Problem Ballester and Xagrog end up in Serge’s lab. “What’s going on?” Ballester asks. “Uh, well, you know how I uh, found out how to tear the fabric of reality?” Serge asks. “Yeah.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3118794/ Chapter LXXXVII: Ballester vs. Ballester II: B.B's Revenge “So, how’s it cracking?” Serge asks Ballester one day. “Not bad, me and Xagrog are getting more used to each other, Nallester is becoming the kille.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3117903/ Chapter LXXXVI: Chimmy, the Hot Dog Duke One day, Chimmy is snoozing in his security booth as is normal cartoon security dog behavior, when a hot dog shaped ship lands behind the booth. An alien that is a literal walking, talking, hot dog with ketchup and mustard, .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3114632/ Chapter LXXXV: Ballester vs Scott II: I Kicked Your A*s Before, Chump! Ballester is in the middle of a field one day, hammering his nuts to a tree, when they suddenly explode. He dies and wakes up in his room. Then, he goes out back to the farmhouse, and .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3101922/ All credit goes to Black Sabbath http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3101699/ Nothing in life matters. We live, we die, we do s**t in between, but when it's all said and done, nothing matters. Lives are just wastes of existences most of the time, and when we die, we get another shot at it anyway as something or someone else, energy can't be created or destroyed, only transfer.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3094640/ Chapter LXXXIV: The Last Sallone Family Hunt "All right, is everyone packed and ready to go?” Ballester asks. Everyone confirms, and they get into the armored truck and Ballester starts driving. “Are you.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3094634/ Chapter LXXXIII: Sallone: The Next Generation A few months go by, and Nallester is rapidly growing. His personality is set, he’s kind of a jerk to the kids at school, he’s aware the other half breeds are his siblings, and he idolizes his dad.&.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3094519/ Chapter LXXXII: Meet Nallester Hi, Scorpious here. Before we get into this chapter, I just want to mention that in the original comics, Nallester was fully human. I decided to mix it up this time. As you can probably tell, I was running out of ideas for the family .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3079050/ Chapter LXXXI: Canonization “So, what do you think?” Ballester asks Xagrog. “Well, you’re spicier than I’m used to, but it feels like continuing where we left off.” Xagrog says. “Yeah, and you’re milder than what.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3065126/ I am nothingI deserve nothingI came from nothingI will leave with nothingI was born a nothingI will die a nothingI am nothingI deserve nothingBut death http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3062290/ Chapter LXXX: Just Straight Up F*****g Porn “You wanna do it regular, extreme, or Gorgax edition?” Ballester asks Xagrog. “Um, I’m unfamiliar with anything that extends beyond the normal mechanics, so regular I guess.” &.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/3032036/ Chapter LXXIX: The Son Of Scorpious Alright, time for that baby to be born! Instead of having her go through that horrific child birthing process, I’mma just magic him out of her. There, now the egg is no longer inside her body. The egg begins hatching. It melts away, .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2987567/ Chapter LXXVIII: Xagrog Ballester is watching the various rifts open and close, and when the Galaxian comes by again, he grabs and pulls her into their dimension, collapsing hers. “Retsellab! You’re alive!” She makes out with him. “When you said you were leavin.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2987336/ Chapter LXXVII: The Rift “I DID IT!!! I F*****G DID IT!!!!” Serge rushes out of the lab, yelling and rushing to the tear. He sees the other alternate version of himself. “Hey, you.” “You son of a b***h, you figured it out!” “Yes, yes.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2983471/ Volume IV Chapter LXXVI: Five Years Later Hey, it’s me, Ballester. I’ve been so f*****g miserable these past few years. The kids too, all of them. I end every day by jumping in the Grinder, hoping that’ll be the one that kills .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2974201/ Promotion for the final chapters of Ballester Sallone's saga http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2964725/ White Knight SyndromeIs a blessing and a curseIn my heart it lives at homeIf I'm not careful, I'll end up in a hearseMy subconscious need to helpHas hurt me very badlyEvery time I do, I'm like, 'welp!'Because it twists my love to madlyOnly to get hurt by the ones I try to aidMany m.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2964292/ Death is an enemyDeath is a friendDeath is a part of lifeIt shows up at the endIt comes for everyoneWhether young or oldMany people describe itAs feeling very coldSometimes it comes earlySometimes it comes lateSometimes it's done by loveSometimes it's done by hateSometimes on.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2964203/ Love is a lie, a neurochemical con jobIt seems to happen to any old slobIt's a drug that destroys the heartOnce it's torn away from you, you're left torn apartLove does exist unconditionallyBut fades away romanticallyI've loved too much and am left brokenBecause I poured my heart out i.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962795/ Darkness is what I liveDarkness is what I breatheDarkness consumes meDarkness will never leaveDarkness is where I was conceivedDarkness will greet me when I dieDarkness has replaced loveDarkness is on my mindDarkness will lead me to suicideI used to be nice, I used to be fairBut .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962693/ Chapter LXXV: No ‘Slaughter’ Without ‘Laughter’ Ok, remember how I said I was gonna end Mollyester’s story here the same way I did in the comics? Well, this chapter will be it. With the exception of Gorgax, the ending is the .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962335/ Chapter LXXIV: Ballester vs Hallester Ballester leaves Mollyester’s room and checks in on Gorgax. “Hey babe.” Ballester says. “What’s up?” Gorgax asks. “Did you, uh, hear that?” “Yes, I .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962245/ Chapter LXXIII: Ballester vs Mollyester Ballester heads to Serge’s lab, where Mollyester is blowing Serge. “Guess what, c**t? You’re out.” She finishes. “What?” “Me and Gorgax talked .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962120/ Chapter LXXII: Ballester and Gorgax Ballester is on his way to the hospital wing to visit Gorgax when Mollyester shoots him in the head. A couple of minutes later, he gets up, the bullet falls out, and he heads to Gorgax’s room. “F**.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2962025/ Chapter LXXI: Ballester and Mollyester “...Well, I talked to Serge, he says you have 48 hours to get your s**t and find a new place to go.” Ballester says. “What? Are you serious?” Mollyester asks. “He would have normally ove.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961938/ Chapter LXX: The Ballester and the Beautiful Last time, on Guiding Ballester Light... “I’m sorry to tell you, but Arizona is still in a coma.” Nyvar says. “I can’t stand this anymore!” Chimmy shouts. “Why?” &ldqu.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961689/ Chapter LXIX: Ballester vs Ballester That’s right, you read that right. Ballester is dreaming he’s sixty nining himself. He looks at you, and says, “It’s not gay, it’s masturbation.” Then, he goes back to suck.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961584/ Chapter LXVIII: Mollyester vs Gorgax Mollyester and Gorgax go the opposite way that Ballester and Sallester went. “You know, you can’t have him.” Mollyester says. “What? Who?” Gorgax answers.&nbs.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961463/ Chapter LXVII: King Scott There he is, an old, fat, disgusting slob eating nothing but, and surrounded by s**t. This is King Scott and he just s***s as he’s eating. “You’re King Scott?” Ballester asks. “Yes, me King Scott. Me rule.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961355/ Chapter LXVI: Scott City “I don’t see a single store around here, just these crude shelters.” Ballester says, as they walk by yet another few Scotts who are just standing there masturbating in the middle of the street. “I didn’t know Scotts were smart eno.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961233/ Chapter LXV: Ballester vs Scott “Alright, who’s ready to go into the sewers?” Ballester looks at both Gorgax and Mollyester to blank stares. “Well, ready or not, that’s our starting point for finding our Scott.” “.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961110/ Chapter LXIV: Giant Scott “So, you want us to kill or capture this one?” Ballester asks. “Kill it, it was an accident. I didn’t know my growth ray was still on when he walked in front of it.” “Geez, how many cliches you work.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961093/  Chapter LXIII: Alien Scott One day, Ballester is naked in the woods shoving a poisonous snake in his a*s while choking himself with another snake when he bashes his balls with a large rock until he passes out. He wakes up with the snake up his a*s and the other snake stuck .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961084/ Chapter LXII: Scott Ladder Ballester is wandering around looking for his current target, when he sees a Scott nail his dick to a tree. He pulls, and rips his dick right off, then he explodes. “Huh.” He keeps walking, and sees a Scott hang himself, and when he does, he.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961073/ Chapter LXI: Scott vs Scott Yep, you read that right. What is going to happen now? *gasps* Twists and turns everywhere! Let’s read on... “So, how the hell did Scott escape? I thought you had him locked away on S**t Planet making more Scotts.”.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/scorpalph1989/2961068/