Irony is bitter, is it not? | WritersCafe.org http://slow.writerscafe.org/ironyisbitter The original writings of author Irony is bitter, is it not? en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1775569165 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 part 8: pickled plum, buttered rum “Pickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rumPickled plum, buttered rum�"” “Shut up!” I am fusterated.“Can you jus.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548613/ part 7: fishville Are we in good standings?I’m on a plane,And I’m going backDear God. Double majorIn pure and applied mathMinor in either computor scienceOr music(if they have music minors there) Aha!You start to stare at your fingersAnd I raise my eyebows.“what.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548612/ part 6: i excuse myself I excuse myselfI run out of the café,And run straight into maria“gosh!” she yells,“watch where you’re going!”But I ignore herAnd keep running. I can feel every bone in my body.I’m so impoverishedThat it takes me too far No... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548611/ part 5: math-based Wow, all of us are like siblingsWe fightAnd we laughFight,And forgive “I should get my OJ,” I comment,Looking down sadly into my glass“it’s all gone.” “it must give you an empty feeling,”He says, and before I understand,You .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548609/ part 4: all of a sudden All of a suddenYou’re speaking to her in italian(maria knows italian?!)My mind goes crazy(I haven’t seem maria in a while) Hello?How’s it going?How’ve you been? I spit out questions like I’m going to throw up(after OD’ing on OJ, I t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548608/ part 3: so i ditched milk for orange juice So I ditched milk for orange juiceAnd OD’d on OJ(Not bad of a pun) Anyways. How comeYou’re notIn washington?Mexico, really?I thought you liked rainy weatherOver dryness… Hmmm… Is it safe to sayThat you’re the only pe.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548607/ part 2: so you actually pick up your phone So you actually pick up your phoneBecause maybe,Maybe you were wrong too Halfway though, you deciede to hang up on me(well, then) Apparently, you don’t want to be my cousinHowever (using transitions here),You’re stuck. And I like how you’re stuc.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548044/ part 1: elyzabeth Okay, give it up. Who stole my mind? Wow, I don’t know anymore.I’ve lost my mindAnd I’m pretty sure you took it. I like how no one knowsThat these poems even exist(well, almost no one) “Suit youself” you sayAnd jump back into the dri.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/548043/ Irony Is Bitter, Is It Not? The story of my life, in short poetry verse form. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/ironyisbitter/547551/