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		<description>The original writings of author Chris Woestenburg</description>
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			<title>Nightmares</title>
			<description>	I almost didn&amp;rsquo;t notice him get into my bed, but I slowly fell intolucidity. My body was still sleepy, and gravity always pushes harder on theweary. He&amp;rsquo;s only six, and his weight didn&amp;rsquo;t shuffle around the bedding toomuch. It was still dark outside, p..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1687804/</link>
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			<title>A Visit to My Old Middle School</title>
			<description>I walked through the crowded hallway of my old middle school, feeling like Moses as the sea of silly little idiots parted before me. It was strange being back in these hallways when I was so much bigger, so much older. Surely the lockers weren&amp;rsquo;t so small when I was a student here. And was I re..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1672250/</link>
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			<title>Opportunity for Advancement</title>
			<description>Hey, kid, I don&amp;rsquo;t understand what you&amp;rsquo;re talking about;You make no sense to me.I think you&amp;rsquo;re walking too close to the dangerous lineOf that artistic insanity.If you want to do anything right in this life,Then conformity is the key.I can teach you how to win&amp;nbsp;for a low, low pri..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1565446/</link>
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			<title>Alcoholimbo</title>
			<description>I guess it&amp;rsquo;s kind of a poem, contrary to my opinions.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1530383/</link>
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			<title>How to Piss Off an Avid Reader</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;I was sitting in the most inconspicuous corner of Tim&amp;rsquo;s, headphones on myears but unplugged, sipping on a coffee with my mind stuck in a book. A novelwith complicated wording and ideas can be difficult to follow properly, which..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1516799/</link>
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			<title>Don&amp;rsquo;t Bother Reading This</title>
			<description>Seriously. Not worth your time.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1498084/</link>
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			<title>War Party</title>
			<description>	The mediator stood in the centre of the stage and held the five fingers of his right hand up in the air and began counting down silently; four, three, two, one. The noise from the chattering politicians in the large hall began to dissipate as the fingers were lowered. A couple of the more strong-he..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1477390/</link>
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			<title>First World Tragedy</title>
			<description>Catastrophe ensues as an 18-year-old stoner settles himself in his bed after his evening toke.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1472984/</link>
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			<title>Sleep Paralysis</title>
			<description>My description of what sleep paralysis is like.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1447371/</link>
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			<title>The Black Lamb</title>
			<description>Don&amp;rsquo;t try to find any meaning in this. I&amp;rsquo;m just stretching my imagination and freewriting. Thought this might make for a creepy creature.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1443961/</link>
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			<title>The Real Something</title>
			<description>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_wRBJyTExo</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1437876/</link>
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			<title>Fire</title>
			<description>	I believe that the discovery, and more importantly, the taming of fire, was the point in ancient history when apes became humans. It&amp;rsquo;s fairly common knowledge that humans are the only animals that are not afraid of fire. The difference between a &amp;ldquo;human&amp;rdquo; with and without fire is li..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1437860/</link>
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			<title>Jokus Christ</title>
			<description>Gods joke with a darker sense of humour than most people.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1433833/</link>
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			<title>Sleep</title>
			<description>I finally hit that moment in the night when sleep begins to conquermy thoughts. It &amp;nbsp;always &amp;nbsp;starts &amp;nbsp;as &amp;nbsp;vague &amp;nbsp;voices, &amp;nbsp;strange &amp;nbsp;and &amp;nbsp;random &amp;nbsp;remarks &amp;nbsp;from &amp;nbsp;the &amp;nbsp;abyss &amp;nbsp;of &amp;nbsp;my &amp;nbsp;unconscious &amp;nbsp;..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1432673/</link>
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			<title>Mr. Fonday</title>
			<description>Loud and intense teachers always scared me.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1394869/</link>
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			<title>Flamboyant Aggression</title>
			<description>Some people use alcohol to get out their aggression.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1380558/</link>
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			<title>Difficult Upbringing</title>
			<description>Have you ever talked to someone who just opens up way too quickly?</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1369360/</link>
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			<title>Creative Juices</title>
			<description>One man and a bottle of Captain's.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1368052/</link>
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			<title>Rock and Roll 420</title>
			<description>Some big business types will tell you anything to make more money. They'll even get in bed with you!</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/cwoestenburg/1365354/</link>
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			<title>The Waiting Game</title>
			<description>Just an idea I had for a restaurant. Anyone interested in investing?</description>
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