Elton Camp | WritersCafe.org http://slow.writerscafe.org/Elton4562 The original writings of author Elton Camp en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776013757 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Pistorius Escapes from Prison Although the warden attached a ball and chain http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1432049/ It Came From Behind the Mirror A fantasy horror poem http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1241734/ I Have No Time For You How sharper than a serpent's tooth to have a thankless child http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1238654/ What You Get Free From Wal-Mart Go and take in the show http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1238652/ Bill Makes Another Unwise Facebook Posting The authorities have his house surrounded http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1238535/ The Internet Life of Buxom Bertha Bertha had a secret life http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1238534/ The Man of the House Tom gets a lesson in reality http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1238533/ Why I Seldom Eat at Chick fil A The owner needs to keep his religion and business separate. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/1014569/ Same Sex Marriage Confusing times. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/999877/ A Solution to Telemarketers That Actually Works Being plagued by telemarketers? This may help. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/990382/ Tornado Strikes Westboro Baptist Church The storm hit during the Sunday Service. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/978435/ Severe Tornadoes on the Way A serious weather combination is coming together for today. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/960027/ The Ritz Restaurant The place caters only to high-class diners. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/937341/ It Was Only Yesterday Life's but a fleeting shadow. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/937066/ Phooey to the Tree Huggers May I offer you some Grey Poupon? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/927191/ The World of the One Percent A fabulous lifestyle. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/926518/ The Pig's New Toy They aren't all like this, but some sure are. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/916791/ He Knows Just How It Is Done But guess how he learned it. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/916765/ Hard Times in the USA The worst economy I've seen. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/916763/ E-File Your Income Tax--Heck Yes! An idea whose time has come. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/916761/ There Is a Woman Who Lives in a Pipe No person should have to live like this. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/912589/ What I Saw at the Lake I came up on her unexpectedly. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/911868/ An Old Man Learns to Make Biscuits It always seemed totally mysterious to me. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/911194/ An Ode to the Moon Not the usual love poem. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/910524/ None of That City Water for Them I think I will pass on that. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/910290/ Life in the Slow Lane On becoming a senior citizen. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/910256/ Not Enough Money for the Month The elderly are being forced to return to work. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/910115/ Religion Rides the Political Wild Beast The day of reckoning is coming. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/910113/ What is Yours Should Be Mine And I don't want to wait for you to die to get it. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/908296/ A Lack of Appreciation They will be sorry one of these days. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/908072/ The Child Abuse That Is Legal It happens all the time and goes unpunished. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/908048/ A Million Bucks for a 2005 Chrysler? So far, there have been no offers. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/907876/ To See Ourselves as Others See Us We might not like what we'd learn. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/906758/ An Unexpected Display of Nature's Beauty Seen goin west on state highway 24 toward Russellville, Alabama. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/906211/ The Truth About Psychics Don't be taken in by humbug. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/905404/ Digging the Hole Deeper When your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/905016/ To All Those Grim Poets There's an ocean of woe out there. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/904461/ A Man in the Ladies' Room Next time he will read the sign on the door more carefully. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/903942/ Ralph Escapes the Big House The wages of sin. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/903913/ She Never Nags, Argues, or Asks for Money How to be the king of your castle. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/903130/ The Best Possible Candidate for President Obama, Gingrich, Romney, Paul? None of the above. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/902879/ They Are Recalling WHAT! Whoops, sorry about that. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/902106/ My Job is the Worst in the World Do not be too quick to say that. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/901202/ Dear Old Golden Rule Days Life in the rural South during the early 20th Century. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/897863/ A Baby Only a Mother Can Love The baby's appearance was just right to his mother. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/896763/ The Committee to Re-Elect the President The Committee is now in action and doing a superlative job. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/896618/ How To Become a Spinster Sue had very high standards. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/896557/ Forcing Religious Beliefs on Others Persuasion yes, but compulsion NO! http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/895949/ Villagers Storm Franenstein's Castle The final scene of the horror movie. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/895583/ Should Religion Be in the Public Schools? Absolutely not and here are some reasons why. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Elton4562/895582/