http://slow.writerscafe.org/Mag_Templeton The original writings of author Magistrate Templeton en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776037492 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Dear Offal Factory Workers,I must sincerely apologize for the most foul sewage that came down the pipe from the Templeton estate yester-morning. For a fortnight my internal organs had been churning through the devils own sort of indigestion and the result entered the lavatory like sediment washing i.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1584425/      The year was 1776, after the birth of our good Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, may all of Christendom feel the quake behind his mighty sneeze, and yours truly had really found himself in a quandary. Although this was the year that we British back home did learn of the American.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1577559/      The year was 1765, after the birth of Christ our lord and savior, may he stomp his feet upon our mortal dwellings and extinguish our miserable lives, and yours truly had found himself discharged from service aboard the Royal Lion, a fine vessel in Her Majesty's Royal Navy. T.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1576652/ http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1576600/ My good friend,     I write to you this fine morning so that I might relate to you the events that you missed last week at the Annual Templeton Estate Jousting Tournament. It was a superb occasion with many strapping young knights putting on their best and many a lady taking off .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1576495/ Sire Frederick Vanderhallen,     I must express my sincere gratitude for the parcel you sent to me from Jordan this last week. I immediately imbibed the smokes you sent and found myself experiencing what appeared to be an alternative reality.      Let me expla.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1575613/ Dear Bailiff in standing,     While touring Templeton Borough, I couldn't help but notice that several ladies of age were in violation of chartered clothing regulations. This is highly disappointing and verges on completely voiding the Borough charter, agreed upon only two years .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1575423/ http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1568306/ Dear Proprietor of the Southgate Market,     Let me begin our discussions by asking one quaint question. At what time in the course of human events was it decided to bar a British gentlemen from attending his business at the local market in the nude? I have been a long time custo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1567274/ An interesting series of events occurred most recently while I was basking in the early afternoon sun at my estate. I had my best maidservant vigorously fanning my nude body with a large alocasia leaf that was from a bushel I had imported from Africa when suddenly a commotion rose in the gardens bel.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mag_Templeton/1567159/