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			<title>Yesterday Backwards</title>
			<description>She had the kind of persona I'd rather&amp;nbsp;not see later&amp;nbsp;haunt my dreams.I could not stop myself from doing that.After determining what lay ahead the dogs refused to pull the sled any farther.I'd seen it all before.Afterwards we were both alone again,&amp;nbsp;like stars before dawn, balanced abov..</description>
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			<title>World record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract XI</title>
			<description>Still plodding away at it. Here is an example of what's been brewing in the last year.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2957971/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract X</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Asa memory, I loved you better. He stabbed himself right in the mirror.A travelling carnival with sideshow alley mirror maze from whichcertain selected members of the public were never to find their wayout. We tried those places you used to go, but from all of them you..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2797709/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract IX</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; We sold thefarm. We'd crossed four states but it still followed us with as muchunrelenting verve as on the day we'd first fled. The night is coming.Take the light and run. We heard the sounds approaching for a fewweeks before they came. We didn't see anything at the time, but we..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2160703/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract VIII</title>
			<description>This is the first page in my new notebook (page 286).</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2113434/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract VII</title>
			<description>Transcribed from page 282 of my notebook, this extract represents the last notes I have recorded so far as a part of this project.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2111632/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract VI</title>
			<description>This is the last paragraph I have transcribed from my notebooks and represents as far as I have progressed as yet. I'm on page 130 of 280 and when finished I will be publishing it all as an e-book.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2110919/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract V</title>
			<description>Listen to me reading this aloud here, if you wish:
https://soundgasm.net/u/bretthernan/World-Record-Attempt-Fatality-Laughter-2</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2085238/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract IV</title>
			<description>This is precisely as far as I have progressed with this project, to date. Sample three has not yet been published. Doubt the disordered nature of releases will damage its continuity at all tho! </description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2060128/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter (III)</title>
			<description>Another sample, for your consideration.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2057084/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter (II)</title>
			<description>Another sample representing precisely where I am at in the process of currently writing this work. </description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2052125/</link>
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			<title>Economic Stimulus/Population Reduction Strategy Proposal No. 411</title>
			<description>RE-INITIATE THE SHRUNKEN HEAD KEY CHAIN DECAL CRAZE.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2052026/</link>
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			<title>Smarties</title>
			<description>It is important to note that most of the tomes, in which are recorded the entiresum of the ancient knowledge of mankind, were made from paper, sourced from cotton, in part, often formerly belonging to wretched, street dwelling beggars, and which was, once, their filthy rags.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2051381/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter (MASTER)</title>
			<description>                                  WorldRecord Attempt Fatality Laughter                                                             by                                                    BrettHernan    Day One. Oneday. World record attempt fatality laughter. Freon zig-zag, dro..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2050457/</link>
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			<title>World Record Attempt Fatality Laughter Extract I</title>
			<description>This is a tiny fragment extracted from my most recent writing project.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2050359/</link>
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			<title>Bottle Garden</title>
			<description>When attending the cave wall shadow plays, those about the times of electricity and the screens must always strictly, remain without title.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2048984/</link>
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			<title>in progress</title>
			<description>   Factory,Afternoon                                                   Asmall traveling alarm clock (that never went anywhere) bleated themorning news headline that it was, yet again, time to wake up. A man,alone in a room in a boarding house automatically did as the workersi..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2046712/</link>
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			<title>Two Lives</title>
			<description>Before and beyond deathin two lives I dream ofyou in absolutes ofstillness animated within now just a portrait from another era where time busies forgetfulness, decayingpetals rigor-mortis struck stalks, oblivious, comatose,rigid, their discardedhusks ..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2041006/</link>
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			<title>The Dying Art of Telephone Notepad Doodling</title>
			<description>Spoiler: In part, it's about gun violence.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2028770/</link>
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			<title>The greatest atist prize trophy</title>
			<description>artist has engraved an awarded to himself best artist in the world 2018 cup as an artistic action illustrating the nature of the artistic convention of celebrity through acquisition of status gained by prize wining and successful notation prominence through recognition pf commercial worth in gallery..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2027573/</link>
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			<title>Welcome to Crazy Ball</title>
			<description>Inspired by the thought of someone whose life goal was to wander India barefoot, continually lighting incense sticks from the ember of the previous one and never to let the flame die.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2027397/</link>
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			<title>You May Never Have Seen It Coming</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Tiny white lights going away backwards in the rear-view vision mirror. A stowaway, frozen, wedged solidly from the extremes of temperature experienced at great heights, hand-sewn tunic the only sign of his presence beside discarded orange syringe safety caps on the ground amongst the bo..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2020012/</link>
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			<title>No One May Know</title>
			<description>No One May Know</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2019736/</link>
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			<title>A Compilation of Dreams</title>
			<description>Christmas morning at 2:30 AM in 1981,I got up to see whichone of my friends wasknocking on my front door. I noticed you never,once.To show real life alienautopsy, the onlyperson who can ever know, will tellus.Today, we still don&amp;rsquo;tknow. ..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2015666/</link>
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			<title>To the Graveyard</title>
			<description>On the departure to the graveyard... The full moon with foreground filled by yellow, red and blue triangular plastic bunting, flapping in silhouette. A distant witch on broom stick passes.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2005389/</link>
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			<title>Make People Happy No. 5</title>
			<description>Estimated length of description potentially longer than poem.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2005388/</link>
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			<title>experia notes</title>
			<description>A giant amputee banana squid on her wedding day tht budgerifgar claimed to be royalty spoke six languages and was all for every third friday being declared a public holiday globally his argument was compelling disco bickuie friday she appeared from the cave of cobwebs eating the last solid kernels t..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2005376/</link>
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			<title>We Now Live in All the Tomorrows They Never Cared About</title>
			<description>In memory of Scott McCrossen.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/2001360/</link>
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			<title>Some Others</title>
			<description>Somediligently refuse to readthe instructions.Othersareforced to clean up afterthem.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1999432/</link>
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			<title>All End Shut</title>
			<description>endof dayshut your eyesallyou have</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1998402/</link>
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			<title>Expose</title>
			<description>Every knownmodel of junk food hamburgerhas been experimentally pretested extensivelyby food technologists, for its capacity to be chewedby testsubjects&amp;nbsp; chosen&amp;nbsp; expressly for their lack of teeth.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1987323/</link>
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			<title>Go Up</title>
			<description>Go up Wall MartCheck out the walls.Tap bronze Pipeon brick.Never going to crack.Guarana,Taurine,* Nicotine, Caffeine, Sugar/ Heroin, Vasoline and a cut loaf.Another doctor murdered for&amp;nbsp; walletunderstanding what two skyhigh crowscalled back and forthto one another, as they flew, behind cinder bl..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1986652/</link>
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			<title>As If It's Not Going To Be There</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bright sunlight, rain sodden moss and short grasses poked through by tiny multi-colored wildflowers. A half-buried, rust cut, convertible car, submerge parked at one end of this small meadow patch, on all sides surrounded by eucalypt forest. Recovering from the fire (that was the previo..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1986299/</link>
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			<title>Recipe</title>
			<description>&quot;Attention! All passengers of the East Foamland bus, please fasten your seat belts and brace for impact.&quot;</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1986271/</link>
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			<title>True Tales of Horror</title>
			<description>the hallway door opened and closed six times by itself. described as a converation between a morher and child from a front porch down a hallway to a small boy as avimg no reason for having occuued that the boy the only one inside was capable of havin made.reddit ghost stories montagethings disappear..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1985322/</link>
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			<title>Fragment from an Observed Conversation </title>
			<description>&amp;ldquo;I have a thought in my head&amp;hellip;&amp;rdquo;&amp;ldquo;Oh, no! Don&amp;rsquo;t have a thoughtin your head. That&amp;rsquo;s the worst place to&amp;nbsp; keep a thought.&amp;rdquo;</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1985321/</link>
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			<title>Has Today Been</title>
			<description>Cynicism personified, as funereal as a billiard ball with an Elvis haircut reading a restaurant menu backwards over loud speaker at midnight to the entire populace of the Moon. </description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1985318/</link>
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			<title>Observed Conversation</title>
			<description>&quot;I'm not really a 'running' type of person.&quot;&quot;Neither, am I. I'm more of a, 'stand still and hope it comes to me', type.&quot;</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1984321/</link>
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			<title>A True Fact about the Animal Kingdom</title>
			<description>It is an, as yet, under utilised, symbiotic function which any, and all ants, en mass, consensuallyendorse,and joyfully anticipateundertaking,with goodhumor, diligence, vigor and precisionin a colony housed within acabinet;the application of their skillsto food matter remnant,particulate encrusted, ..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1984167/</link>
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			<title>Temporal, If At All</title>
			<description>&quot;I really am someone else.&quot;The battery makes an integral part of thecircuitkeeping just enough charge to maintain an active state, for electricity to be supplied in order to recharge the battery. If the device is used when the initial charging commences,then the immediate energy processing function,..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1984158/</link>
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			<title>When the Bough Breaks</title>
			<description>Every animal in the entire zoo was found to&amp;nbsp; coincidentally havedied after the childdeparted.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1983671/</link>
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			<title>True Facts about the Animal Kingdom</title>
			<description>If you fear mothsthey will land upon you,wanting to show youtheir love.All snails have the word'snail' component to their names,for snails have onlyvery short memoriesand thereforemust constantlybe reminding one anotherof even the actualfact that they are snails.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1983393/</link>
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			<title>Tandem Deflection</title>
			<description>In the afternoon,on the phone.It turned out,he didn't careanymore.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980891/</link>
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			<title>Departure Lounge</title>
			<description>There are, already in the world, far too manystray teddies.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980270/</link>
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			<title>Thought Over</title>
			<description>I willput you in a place where no-oneelseever goes.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980267/</link>
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			<title>Earbud Earplug</title>
			<description>Silencesurrounding some statementsspeaksmost audibly.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980263/</link>
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			<title>Caeser</title>
			<description>At the least,two types of people exist.Those who relish the approaching, Mad Max, post-apocalpytic, anarchist society,and thosewho expect the deserts to be filledby vast, automatedgreenhouses so that they can have some more salad.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980224/</link>
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			<title>Preceded Immediately</title>
			<description>The downfall of every civilisation was precededimmediatelyby internet porn,Masterchefand an ambivalent disregardfor one's neighbors.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1980217/</link>
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			<title>Peter and Tiger</title>
			<description>&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; Peter and Tiger were rabbits, (both male), and when let alone together they fought each other violently as soon as possible, as Peter's scab crusted ear hole amply demonstrated. They had to be kept apart at all times and their second keeper's mother fearing more back claw gut tea..</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1979570/</link>
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			<title>Recite</title>
			<description>It was a storythat she had forced him to listen to herrecite.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/BrettHernan/1978839/</link>
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