http://slow.writerscafe.org/MongrelSkull14 The original writings of author btgbgt en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776009834 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 RED RED WHIIIIIINE! STAY CLOSE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Man, I got the goblins partying in my cranium today, that's for sure. Head hurts and I feel like I should vomit but I can't.. Yeah.. It's one of those ordeals... �' Been like this for a couple days now... Not sure if a misguided W.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2838498/ Somebody gag me with a kidney... Hey... I'm just so f*****g pissed off and trapped in castle with no knight to rescue me. I got f*****g no one. This morning, Pam contacted me and it was only because I had posted something on IMDB that she didn't like. That was really it... I haven't talked to her si.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2838116/ Maggots covered in nacho cheese sounds decent to me right now... I apologize if I'm posting too much... BUUUUUUUUUT, a major update. Sandra has swung her a*s back to Tennessee. Yup. She's gone. What happened was yesterday, around 10:30 AM, she comes into the cottage and mom just tells her that it's .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2837685/ Somebody just f**k the pain away... I'd rather have a flying ray have a bowel movement on me. I just feel so pathetically defeated... Scioto County, I'm mostly looking at you. But I'm also looking at my parents.. With a Sandra on top... Scioto County can be the ice cream, my parents can be the whip .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2837554/ There's a lipstick in my salad. Do I go ahead and eat it? Sorry, back. I'm ready to just move on... Come on Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, and all the others. We got a union to form... The Side Rock Boulters will be our transportation and the Zaratans will be our homes. Can't be stationary... .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2837431/ Get a Nephilim pencil and erase me because I'm an ultra emo boy. Lol. Today, I'm really drowning in the creek of apathy. I don't feel like doing anything.. It's been an extra annoying day today. My parents have been throwing the invisible blades at each other over really stupid and trivial crap. So .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2837304/ I decided to hug a man eating tree because therapy costs too much. Well, me, mom, dad, and Sandra went to my sister Jamie's house. It was a 6 out of 10 time. My nephew Jacob was the ultimate mind totem of the day. He made me miss the early 2010's. It's a rubber chicken because I was pretty sad back .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2837012/ A MEXICAN GIRL FARTED ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE AND IT IMPROVED BY A LONG RUN. I am baaaaaaack. It has been a while, hasn't it? Yup... It's Christmas morning and Im grossed out already. Let's get some straw bears out of the way... On the 12th, a cyborg gargoyle was wearing my cyber skin. They just took.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2836938/ KRAMPUS IS READY TO CRASH INTO A BARREL OF TOXIC WASTE! I am back. Where do I start? Well, Sandra is definitely working at Arby's. And on her first day, I went up stairs and got out a dead snake, chewed it up, gargled it, and spit it out as Enya's Orinnoco Flow played in the background. Yes, Enya is.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2835861/ HUH? LETTERS MADE OUT OF MUSTARD? Boy, do I got some crap to tell you. Hahahaha.. I'm trapped in a story written by God and Jesus so that I can transform into a cherubim apostle. I can only imagine.. We can all learn from this... So yeah, Sandra moved down here, we were humanoid keys, parents puked .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2835370/ F**k an intro. I'm pissed off. I thought Sandra was going to leave at 7 PM. It's 10:35 PM as I type this and she's still not pounding the roadrunner to get here. Nope. She's not leaving until 12 AM Because she feels like she has to be in the aura of a Tennessee buddy until midnight. She's usually of.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2834763/ YOUR NEPHILIM HAIR CAUSED A MEDIUM SIZED FLOOD! Baaaaaaack at it again... Can't tell if goblins are raping my neocortex or I'm just eating too much sugar.. Makayla called the house again.. She apparently wanted to ask my mom some questions... Interviewing the placenta producer that belonged to the R.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2834485/ I found out something today that sent a torpedo to my soul.. Some say George Lucas ruined their childhood.. Mine is something else... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2834126/ THE HEEL OF NOTHING HAS STOMPED ME INTO OBLIVION! Heyyy... Not a whole lot has been happening... except a few days ago, my girlfriend Sandra got hypnotized by a cult... The reptilians that own God The Mother Church in Tennessee... yup... She actually believed that some random Asian woman in a pink b.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2834028/ Gyaaaaaaaaaah! Storm on the head! My face is about ready to rain... Umm... The session went pretty good, actually... Feels like all three of us cleared out any fires.. Because there were two girls involved. Very sweet sugar plum fairies they were. A 100 times better than Tub Boat Center.. Right now.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2833504/ BAAAAACK TOOOO THE MOOOOON SOOOO SOOON, MONGREL SKULL? Back pretty darn soon, aren't I? Something pretty interesting has happened. Yesterday, I did a YouTube video. Yes... I found out that I can make a new account on the YouTube app. But I'm not saying my account name. Although, it is a butter blob... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2833249/ PAPPY DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU TOSS FOOD AT EACH OTHER DURING TURKEY ZOMBIE DAY. Sorry, I couldn't think of an intro... It's 6:30 in the morning and the cockatrices are ready to scream at the rising sun. I know I keep time traveling back to September 20th but fuuuuuuuuck that woman on the right who mad.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2833028/ Guess who's heart transformed into an atomic bomb? MEEEEEEEEEEE! Yup... Although right now, I'm trapped in a jar of Mongolian Death Worm pee because of my brother Jimmy. I got my birthday present from him in the mail from North Carolina... AAAND it's just a dull gray hoodie... My dad thinks I'm an u.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2832823/ Just throw me on a desolate island with nothing but tiki monsters. Something interesting happened at the store. I saw Darby there. I had to take a look at her name tag first. Because I didn't wanna puke lava at some innocent creature. But yeah. It was her. So I just screamed "STUPID B***H!" at her. .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2832212/ The crab meat is what turned me into a Choo Choo train! 8 more days and I get to be with my humanoid key... Dream like... I hope my girlfriend will eat my Tiffany poster. I love her so much. Anyways, I keep forgetting to say this... But a few days ago, I had another vision. In the vision, I slamme.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2831662/ WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A FOX MERMAID HYBRID SHOWS YOU HER MILK BALLOONS? Yup, I'm baaaaaack. The wanting to poke myself in the jugular vein continues...We got an interesting call yesterday by YET ANOTHER CENTER. And the girl who works there and called the house, apparently went to school with me.. Ye.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2831427/ A laser blast got me in the hair and it improved by a mile.. Yup... Back at the New Boston Library. Today has been wet concrete.. I just took Meadow for a couple doggy walks, helped mom with the groceries, and ate that snake skin that it shed off... Alessandra is at work. So, I'd really like to puke.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2830944/ IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME! Yeah... It's a surreal landscape that I'm making an entry... Let's just get the TNT crate out of the way. Alessandra is my girlfriend now... Yup. Has been since the 7th of this month. It only made sense because I can't see myself with any other woman. Now a days. And she was t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2830847/ DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE ASKED OR I WILL EAT YOUR FINGER NAILS WITH A SIDE OF QUESO CHEESE! That's what I'm getting at. BUT before anything else I just wanna say God's positive energy asteroids crashing down on Jason Carter AKA Pickle. I ran into him at Casa Grande yesterday and .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2829056/ HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the worst I've felt through out this whole journal series. I am impaled, lit on fire, and drowned in sulfuric acid.. Nothing to do with the Warehouse what I'm about puke out. I don't really care if Callie wants nothing to do me but I s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2828875/ DID SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT THE COYOTE SPIRIT URINATED INTO MY OHIO SNEAKERS!? I guess so, my posse... TBH, Idk where to start my engines... Well, Alessandra seems to be having fortress monsters puke RAINBOWS on her. Not lava but rainbows. I'm surprised she's not best friends with the Tennessee Wildma.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2828560/ Why aren't you the animal smashing prunes into my eye sockets? Hey... It's been about 3 weeks since I last typed on here. I MISSED YOU! Um... Well, I think it was August 22nd, me and my nephew Jacob went up to Ashland, Kentucky to see Weird Al perform. I've been a Weird Al lemming since I was a pret.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2827943/ THE CHICKEN HAS SHOT OUT OF THE SUN AND SPEARED THROUGH YOU! Bet ya didn't think I was going to type again so soon, did ya? I just wanna talk about how I'm in the Leviathan's Stomach over how I'm not really in love with any girl. Definitely not lately.. I mean sure, I've had crushes but those always.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2826143/ I've been trapped in a leviathan's stomach all week..Well, Necklace Girl and Nathan are over with. You'd think I'd be shooting confetti and sparks out of my ears, right? WRONG! W R O N G O! Am I glad that they're done? Sure BUT everything I said about him was right. Necklace girl even told me that I.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2825974/ A ginger bread man came into my castle and slapped the soul out of me.. HAHAAHAHAHHA!!! I really am a vacant flesh capsule, aren't I? Ya know, I think a lot of what's stabbing me is that I'm constantly going through an existential crisis.. I'm a 26 year old guy but I have the fragile nature of a 14 .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2825353/ UH OH! THE COYOTE HAS CRASH LANDED INTO MY SECRET BASE ON A GIANT ZARATAN TURTLE! Umm... To say I've been pissed off, lately is kind of an understatement. Just so many meteors have been shooting through my heart.. My red laptop has been gang banged by gremlins, so I had to get a new one. I took that.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2824790/ Anti-Drug Poem... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2824083/ Not going to lie, I'm pretty damn annoyed.. I'm being burglarized at a Mom and Pop's store by mom and pop themselves. Ya know, going to the drive thru is not my idea of fun and it's repetitive. "OH WOW! WHAT A TREAT! LET ME TURN INTO EARTH'S JABBA THE HUTT BY ALL THIS JUNK!". I don't mean to sound l.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2823978/ YES! SHE DID BURN THE OBELISK! Cody's back! He's the coyote behind the red pill! Something pretty remarkable happened a couple days ago... I went to a bar with Callie in Portsmouth.. Yepperooni... What happened was... I saw where she was going to attend a little event over at Noggin's and I ask.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2823583/ I rode on the deerwoman and she plopped me here. So here I am. Lol. Back so soon? Yes I am. Mainly because I felt like I had so much to cover that it didn't make it to my previous entry.Well, I have a job interview on August 3rd. I know people are probably thinking "Who cares? everybody goes through.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2823112/ CANTON, OHIO ATE ME AND SPIT ME BACK UP AS A DELICIOUS LOOGIE FOR NEW BOSTON TO EAT! Yup... I'm back and I'm ready to melt like the Major Toht in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Lol.. Did I glide down an emerald passage while down there? For the most part, yes. I went inside the pool over at the hotel we s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2823015/ The golden meadow was florescent with a citrine hazeShe is the citrine haze hovering above the fields of flowers, fairies, and angelsShe is of celestial honey on the inside and outsideThe imps and goblins parading on her pristine flesh are too silhouette to realize her light is a blessingHeart of a .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2822514/ MY STOMACH IS EATING MY ABDOMEN, I'M SO HUNGRY! Yup, it's been kind of a while... I'm a mummy slug hybrid as well because it's only 7:45 AM as I type this... Seems like ever since June hit, I've been in a silhouette pond, I get out and I feel improved but then I fall back in.. I'm mostly making this.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2821946/ Hey... No silly or goofy intro for today... I really have just been a dead ink blotch this whole month.. I mean, it feels like I have to really force myself to do a lot of stuff. When, ANYMORE, I just don't wanna get out of my coyote den. For reasons I don't think people would fully understand or th.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2820521/ THE PHOENIX IS NOT THROUGH WITH URINATING ON MY NECK!!! Hey, I think I should get an award for the most unwanted person in Scioto County. Lol. It hurts but you got to laugh about it. Let's see, I've known Molly(not revealing last names) since around 2003 or 2004. She was never a great friend of mine.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2820313/ GUESS WHO HAD THE POLICE CALLED ON THEM TODAY!? Sure wasn't Barney the Purple Dinosaur. Lol.. Yeah... I'm just going to copy and paste a lot of this...So, I had the police called on me.. I went grocery shopping with mom and I THOUGHT I was being polite and courteous in the beginning. Letting people .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2819460/ Hey, long time no see, pal! Yeah... I guess I have a lot of fortune cookies to stomp on... Why haven't I been making entries? Well, on May 22nd, I smashed my laptop to bits because I was soooo bored and depressed. I will always HATE seeing people out with their friends at some fun place while I'm st.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2819182/ BABY DID A BAD BAD THING! FEEL LIKE CRYING! It's been almost a week since I last splattered my brains here. So why not? Feels like I'm about ready to disintegrate as I'm typing on here.. I'm just so up in flames and trapped in the Leviathan's stomach. Things could always be worse but still.. LE.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2817257/ Someone could split me in half like a roasted chicken and I'd feel better about my current situation.. Mom continues with her pessimistic talks with me about dad. Talking about how she's going to go down a suicidal state again if he keeps up his crap. They have been stabbing each other with tridents.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2816560/ Hey! Finally accomplished something I should have done a while ago. I told off my sister's family. HEY! You know what? I got tired of it. Even before I became political. Ya know, none of them ever try starting a conversation with me and I turned into a mummy slug hybrid of watching what I say when I.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2816101/ HAPPYYYYYY CINCO DE MAYO! YOU CAN FEEL THE CHUPACABRA DANCING ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD! I wasn't planning on typing today but... I found out something this morning... So, ya know... Well, let's get the videos out of the way. Shall we? While I was walking my dog Meadow up to Millbrook, I found a rotting d.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2815776/ BLAAAAAAAAAACK VELVET! A NEW CAKE THAT'LL BRING YOU TO YOUR STOMACH! Black Velvet if you please... Yep... The coyote strikes back... I ALMOST had a girlfriend but I decided not to... Because this girl was too promiscuous for me and tainted by the world... I can't date a girl who just goes around mak.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2815319/ GUESSSSSSS WHHHHOOOO HAS THE MILD TYPE OF CANCERRRRRRR THAT'S EASY TO TREAAAAT!? That's right... My mommy. Lol. Yeah, she went to the doctor's yesterday and it turns out she has the basal cell type and it's not going to force her to have a date with the Grim Reaper. So yeah, in terms of that, everyt.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2815041/ GO AHEAD AND DRINK THE URINE FROM THAT DRAGON! This has been a pretty weird, busy and exceptional month... April. This month has been my most social for sure.. For the most part. Anyways, On the 22nd, I actually did a film project for Callie. It's not like that.. She just needed a guy to play the ab.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2814456/ HEY THERE, PINEAPPLE IN THE EARLOBE! I couldn't think of an actual intro but what's up, I guess.. I entered into a dream nightmare hybrid realm over the fact that I had someone staying with me for a few days. Yeah, she arrived on the 16th and left on the 19th. A lot of weird conflicting projects and.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MongrelSkull14/2814106/