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Big Ears

Sitting in class one daythe teacher said we would,spend the last 20 minutesasking questionswell rose stood up and said i wouldlike to be first,he said go ahead roseshe asked laura how many boy friends she hadshe asked bill if he ever had sexthen she turned to me and asked why my ears was so bigwell ..

Don`t get drunk and go to a bar looking for love

View Editwent to a lounge last saturday nighti was checking out all the beautiful women,i wanted to ask one to dance,but i was shyi drank a couple more drinkswhile i was watching everybody dancefinally i couldnt believe my eyes ,buta lovely woman asked me to dancewell i was a little typsy but i..

u f o and the red neck

Last nite driving home from a partyI seen a strange lite in the sky at first i thought it was a plane.But then it landed in front of my carit looked like a three story motelwith a rotating bar.I slammed on the brakes and stopped the carand i jumped out to run,hell before i couldmake..

Who Let The Dogs Out

Don`t use home remidies

went to the doctors office last friday,they did all the things you expect in traigedoctor came is and asked if i ever had acolonostipy test,i said no and askedwhat is a colonostipy testwell she replied they stick arubber hose up your a*s and thenproceed to fill you with air like a basket ballthis bl..

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Big Ears

Don`t get drunk and go to a bar looking for love

u f o and the red neck

Who Let The Dogs Out

Don`t use home remidies

a can of whop a*s

man bites dog

Girlfriend,a bag of candy,and a damn dog

a red neck and his city girlfriend date 2

a red neck and a city girl part 1