http://slow.writerscafe.org/Mrcheese The original writings of author Lidatron en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1775990584 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 A Story about Lids Aka Solar Panels. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2973642/ The rapist lived in America cellHe thought it was a living hellThe guard did put him in a coatThey pulled buckle tight around his throatThe rapist was restrained to thwart his escapesTo protect those girls that reuben rapes http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2938811/ Winter arrived along woodland trackThe trees are all dormant while taking a napStood tall and mighty, their trunks frozen in timeAwaiting the children just eager to climbThe woods seem so peacefulThey've done so much workFrom spring into summerA rest they deserveIn autumn they shift to a chill and a.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2927577/ This tale is a true story, detailing the activities of a dirty flea ridden tramp, who although lived in a flat in cannock wood, also spent most of their time in the cannock chase woodland http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2811817/ The christmas lights are twinkling brightA Winterwonderland so clearShine in the trees the many lightsWith lots of festive cheerSantas sleigh can see the pathWith reindeer pulling wellThe christmas lights will light the wayWhen the cold makes you feel blue http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2799501/ Once upon a time many months ago, Cannock Chase heathland was extremely barron and deserlate. Near the Old Stone Boulder that has been there since time began, A bearded tramp was prowling around the heathland, when he noticed a lone girl walking along the country lane. Alone and shivering cold she w.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2778044/ One dark cold. Night the local. Tramp met up with a girl. Up the local woods between 9.30 and 10pm. He said to the girl she was going to have a great night and only. Grabbed her by her neck. Forced her into his sprinter van and tied her up for the night. After the girl was calmer the tramp got into... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2759149/ In a wood far awayThe dirty tramp escaped one day He got out of the stairwell doorAnd through a tunnel underneath the floor A fire exit was the goalEscaping with the key the cleaner stole Hitched 2 lifts from passersby Then living like a fireflyUsing torches he lived in woodForest .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2489081/ Simon the sausage wandered the streetWondering which girls mouths he would. MeetPlucked like a chicken all skinny and dryThe girls. Often asked and wondered why This poor. Little sausage was lacking some. Girth His dad always said they should've kept afterbirth His mother she left to go .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2145882/ Inside the maccy donalds shopThe chap came in in such a stropDemanded 60 nuggets nowThe staff all wondered what where how Was he going to eat large chicksOf nuggets in the box of tricksThey told him that he had to payFor food they sell the message they say He started telling them wh.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2108547/ The big Mr carrotLay on the bed tonightHis roots in his crotchHaving a nice pullRelieving his urgesAs Mrs carrot comes homeTo have a good pleasuringOn valentine's night His stalk is so largeReady for his preyTo go into a holeSo wet and juicy tonught http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2094692/ The pink. Nintendo went for. A walkTo. Another old. Chaps houseKept. Underneath the pillows caseLike a silent little mouseReady to. Flog. Another mateUp. That marquis. DriveA birthday present his. Mate will. SeeLeft. In that chaps little hive http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090860/ The Samsung Tele gave up the ghostWhen the dirty tramp was eating toastOnly this story isn't all it seems As the owner had a programme of dreams He wanted to watch the football matchOnly his hpknowledge wasn't such a patchHe didn't know a mate went roundNeither did he make a soundWhile the.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090485/ A chicken wrap from Maccy DsOnion lettuce will you pleaseThe wrap has got some cucumber tooWith a cheese slice just for youDelicious food to eat tonight Maccy ds restaurant is nice and bright  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090314/ I jolted awake again.I couldn't get off to sleep much tonight and that was probably the stress of the other crap that I'd done that were coming to light, that and bloody nob batters nosing.Outside it was still raining and I could hear it pattering on the roof of this godforsaken place.I loathed it h.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090022/ I leaned forward and stroked girlys long soft hair.God it felt good to touch.Even better would be f*****g her, but I wasn't in any hurry yet.Why spoil dinner by eating dessert first I sneered.Better to make it last and draw it out that would be so pleasurable.It was hard to believe that she was mine.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090018/ Sotts stared up at me in the darkness."I aint wasted mate, but you are tapped if you keep going after girly.Just leave her be"Sotts got up and lit yet another f*g up.God he was really chain smoking tonight.I turned and saw Reb opening the boot of his car no doubt showing off his latest nicked gear t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090017/ Sotts said that my girly was a shapeshifter.He'd only ever come across one other in his life and they were best left alone.They were capable of astral projection remote viewing and other weird s**t.Girly he said could probably do all of those with ease.I hadn't got a f*****g clue what the hell he wa.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090016/ I watched the rain sheeting down outside.I longed to be out in my van driving round my domain of the chase.It was a great area, even better as I had maps of the area that showed every road and nook and cranny.I used google maps as well to scout out new and enticing areas to add to my kingdom.I glanc.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2090014/ It took me about 20 minutes to drive home from girlies road all the time I was pulling thinking how close I'd been to my girly , I enjoyed hanging around her road even better her not knowing I was there. I remember the girls house in Stafford where I climbed up a drain pipe one night and the stupid .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2089880/ I enjoyed my dick being hard like this it was a nice feeling especially when a girls mouth was sucking me off in the back of the sprinter while on her knees. At this point I'm starting to wonder whether he twat had gone off walking with MY girly as that had rather made me angry the thought them pair.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2089732/ Its been eight months or so since I last wrote this life story and alot of things in my life have gone on. You see my so called mate Terza turned out to be a right pratt getting me arrested for no road tax or mot or insurance on my precious van, and the b*****d grassed me as well all because I came .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2089557/ I looked out of the window at the driving rain. It was dark and the moon cast eerie shaddows across the grounds of the mental unit. I wondered what girly was doing, I loved girly. What I really wanted was to take girly up by the boulder and have lots of fun with her. That really got me hard and long.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2089556/ One dark and raining misserable night, me and my mate went driving into the woods.While driving along the muddy path we came across some wooded areas where there was a clearing.Me and my mate we parked up opened our door with our lights switched off, so we wernt seen, and started talking.While we ch.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2089555/ The moody Grinch drove down the roadA smelly man looked like a toadSlimey hands with hair of grease Never giving those girls some peaceAlways taking spaghetti tinsAnd scrubbing round those dirty bins Gambling shops he wastes some cashThen wonders why he looks like trashGoing into that empt.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2085561/ A fly came out the tiny spaceTo have a look around It saw some food all nicely cooked Stored four feet from the ground Annoying little fly it wasKept buzzing round my headUntil the plastic swatterSquashed dirty fly now deadJust as that dirty thingWas told to go awayAnother fly appeare.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2048280/ The Anoying FlyYouve seen those flies they buzz aboutCarrying germs i have no doubtSo annoying when you try to hitThose dirty things they carry s**tNo that nice around the drinkWhy do all flies smell and stinkFlies just like those dirty binsAlways looking for filthy winsMaybe a swatter will see them.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2041406/ A big silver ball Shiny metal smooth inside Just made for the job  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2040861/ To the ballBefore midnight hourPumpkin carriageBehold her dressAll clean and pressedMeet the PrinceThe best man yet  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2007466/ Bought to cheer up my girlfriend as some odd person keeps sitting in her road at two am http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2006916/ It started at a midnight hourWhile trailing girls with van of powerRun of the road and over chaseMany hours those blokes will raceBetween all the vans up speed bump laneLooking for girls for him to blameAs they don't do what he tells them they shouldBeating up and causing bloodInside their bodies on.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2004510/ It stands so elegant on the sideBehind glass with a picture made A photo to show off the amazing image Of a person so dear in their heartEven though they are all but a picture As the person isn't even a part of their lifeThe other person instructing them To sort their washing and.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2003439/ A phone line carrying internet Cut off by the fatherDue to misuse of the service The kid is getting internet backWithout his father or Dave knowing Cause he would be in trouble if they found out  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2003305/ A tin of soup went flyingThrough the air againContained a rocket launcher Smashing window paneOn the rear of the house The landlord won't be pleasedWhen the damaged windows found And tenants wallets squeezedThe tin of soup it flew so fastLike a fireworks on bonfire nightThe dog walker.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2002116/ A basic coloured picture done in a bout ten minutes using Sharpies  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2001855/ A quick tug many hours it's done Serious strength fingers are wonMoving quick when fingers rubWhitish cream in special tubLubricates to make pulling fastThrough it comes out at last Through its tube this snake it movesReady for action nice and smooth  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/2000601/ There was a water leak From a water pipe Through the floor the water went And now I've got a gripeWith the diy man Who tried to swap the showerWhen water came from the sourceAnd blew out all the powerNow my leccy has blown upAnd I've lost my laptop tooCause off the bloody water b.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1998343/ Poor Humpty Dumpty sat in his vanTrying to act like a proper big manHand on the girl and touching her legsTried to go pulling, down her frilly kegsShe told him to stop, but he didn't obeyInstead he just told her to do as he sayThis girl didn't want all the touching he didAnd poor Humpty Dumpty got a.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1997991/ In the garden dig the holeBury f*g butts that's the goalWait to see if f*g trees growNot that likely don't you knowIn the soil these f*g butts hideOn the soil patch left hand side Dig the hole so no one knowsIncluding when the land lord showsCan't show where they start their lifeBy.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1995426/ You have to go for a drive tonightYes a drive that is so brightOut of town you see the stars4 in a row they lead to marsWithout a doubt the night is coldNow that frost is oh so old Because he came out just this yearBringing people lots of cheer  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1995157/ Just wanted to show folks what I'd been doing today changing two cameras on my girlfriend's house because of a bearded bloke who keeps hanging about  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1995035/ In the local maccy DA rat Went searching for his teaLarge golden fries strewn on the floorRatty likes to eat them moreMucky just like dirty ratEven left by p***y catFilthy thing this rat is hereHis women slaves they always fearWhen Mr rat comes looking roundLate at night on recreation groundHanging .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1994029/ A rat and a mouse they lived together In a wooden house in the woods Looking for girls from the woodland placeFor fun in the night cause they could Holding them down and making them cryGetting their bits out called their fly Enjoying a lick and a good suck tooThese vermin were no.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993721/ Once upon a time in a land not far from here, lived a hairy rat named pilchard, now pilchard the rate enjoyed roaming late at night looking for lady rats who hung around. Well that's not really truthful because pilchards liked all the girls for fun, when i say fun I mean his fun. He used to enjoy ch.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993716/ A long time ago in a land far awayA pair of scruffy trousers came to stayWith holes in the knees and a split in the crotchWhere the zip was removed and stuffed in a sockA stain in the centre from the cream out the pipeA brown patch was smelling so very much ripe Never been cleaned these poor tr.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993702/ A trouser leg was cut to shortExposing the blokes scabby wart Trouser zip was removed as wellFrom the fly why can't you tellMaking room for such light touchBy a bloke with hands so butchStroking parts from where you peeNeeding a micro-scope to see http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993108/ There was once a chap called a pilchardWho hung around a dark scary orchardTook a girl late one nightWhere she showed him a sight Her lower half also called Richard  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993096/ There once was a smelly old blokeSmelling of fish made you chokeLived his life in a hutAnd had sex  with a slutAnd injected himself with pure coke  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993094/ A long time ago in a far away place Lived a smelly tramp who had no graceKept breaking into to girlies houseStalking girls quiet as a mouse Took these folks back to a cageTied them up cause of his rageHe tried to do some nasty things To these girls who are human beings Not just s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1993080/ A picture of an audition for the sleigh of frosty the snowman in a present  http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/Mrcheese/1990678/