http://slow.writerscafe.org/MissKickAss The original writings of author Isabella Ballman en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776115304 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15         I feet a strange sensation under myback, as though I am lying on a bed of dirt but at the same time lying on acloud. Whichever it is, it molds to the arch of my back. It feels cool, in s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MissKickAss/1423904/ I’m lying in bed withCharlotte, but all I can think about is Ana. Ana… I miss her so much. I loveher so much… I keep thinking about how we met. It had to be fate. She turned mywhole life around… supported me when I was trying to be sober&h.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MissKickAss/965888/ “Reeve…I like you a lot. That’s why I want to take things a little slower. It’salready been five days, and I can’t stay here forever. 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