http://slow.writerscafe.org/MoonTheMudkip The original writings of author MoonTheMudkip en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776010203 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Jack and the beanstalk with a twist! What the heck IS a rutabaga anyways? http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/804940/    As you could imagine, i was totally creeped out by this, so I said the thing anyone would of said. You would have said it, a ninja would have said it, your grandmother would have said it, the kid that picks his nose in class would have said it."like unicorns?"The guy that told me i was .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/781483/ (insert chapter thingymajig here) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/777150/ Behold- the shortest chapter in the world. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/776459/    Oh, hi. I geuss we shoud kinda sorta maybe start now, huh? Ok. now when did this all start? Oh right. Abandoned building.    I had just broken into a building. It was dark, and cold, and smelled like dog. Dont worry, the house was abandoned, and i hadnt really broken in, i jus.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/776457/    "No, this cant be happening. It isn't real" I muttered. "Yes it is" a voice told me."No it isnt" "it is" "nu-uh!" "uh-huh!" "after what seemed like forevor of silence i whispered "this is impossible"."Its not." the voice said grimly from the corner "you really are a Wizard."&n.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/776448/ "No, this cant be happening. It isn't real" I muttered. "Yes it is" a voice told me. "nu-uh!" i whispered "this is impossible". "Its not you really are a Wizard." http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/MoonTheMudkip/776441/