http://slow.writerscafe.org/treewoods The original writings of author CRAIG A. THOMSON en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1776058286 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 More nonsense by Craig Thomson http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1852786/ A Scottish rendition by Craig Thomson (An attempt to mimic the late, great William McGonagall.) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1766904/ An observation http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1340574/ Shoes... Shoes with holes in the soles.Shoes with straps on the front,and toes that are blunt.Shoes with silver buckles,Shoes that make you chuckle,Shoes that are hard to walk in,Shoes that belong in the dust bin,Shoes that look right on the night.Shoes, covered in shite.Shoes, t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1332463/ A short nonsense poem based on a Sweet shop window display that caused me to question the fundamental christian teachings of the resurrection of Christ. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1329876/ From a brief moment in 1956 that I have never forgotten. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1243038/ 'The usual stuff' http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1222080/ A depressing and negative work by the author himself. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1220620/ 'The Fall.'More nonsense        byCraig Thomson A feeling of despair,a confident stride broken,              Stumbling forwards, eyes and mouth wide open.A gas.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1206241/ 'Pain' by Craig  Thomson  Ouch!... http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1204645/ A nightmare http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1190462/ All the characters are animals and vegetables. ie. Badgers, Ferrets, Pigs an Otter and last but not least, a potato. Pictured, 'The Notorious Rummage Brothers' two potato scrap merchants from Largs. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1183023/      “A Stroke” By C. A. Thomson   Pale face, trembling. Fiery eyes bulging. Hot flush, blood pressure rising. Dizziness. Slack jaw.Then nothing! Mind reeling, numb feeling.&nb.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1178377/ “The Converted Gardiner” By C. A. Thomson  I was the man who used to say: “Gardening makes no sense!” But last summer, my opinion changed, when I grew a Clitoris on my fence. (or was it a Clematis?) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1178359/ Nonsense again http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1177688/ I stole a petrol lawnmower, from my neighbour in the night,I removed the engine carefully and installed it on my bike.I fitted it with Sat Nav, put a lantern on the hub, and even after fifteen pints, I can get home from the pub! The engine works on two stroke,.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/treewoods/1158698/