http://slow.writerscafe.org/CrazyCatMan The original writings of author Crazy Cat Man en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1775992386 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 my top 11. New Years Resolution for 2015. with some notes http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1466958/ A poem inspired by militants in poetry events who always have a ego-driven poem about racism but come off racist themselves. This is my answer to that. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1262438/ A poem about self absorbed actresses, actors, musicians, etc. Who are not really interested in getting to know you or like you. They just want you to like their 'like' Facebook page. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1225919/ A poem about child stars who try to hide to shed their childhood star image to become nasty. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1225630/ A funny rap song about a friend of mine. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1156173/ A poem inspired by militant black poets who have no sense of humor. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1140026/ A poem making fun of feminist poets who at first sound like they are uplifting Women but at the end they are just vulgar and objectify themselves. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1139947/ a poem inspired by a poet named Danny Matos. He lost a Poetry Slam in the Nuyorican Poet's Cafe. But i feel its unfair since the winning poets are teachers. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1124202/ a poem about current events :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1112783/ An erotic funny poem http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1109862/ a fun haiku http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1108555/ A poem based on pompous idiot Improv actors who think they are super stars but they are not. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1102957/ A poem about the Sandy Hook Victims. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1091887/ a poem about a hot and insecure girl http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1080076/ A poem about the pop singer Rihanna http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1077531/ A poem about the 9 year old girl sensation who is getting known by beating Boys in American Football. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/07/sam-gordon-girl-football-player-running_n_2088209.html http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1075833/ A poem about how I have been feeling lately http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1070826/ A poem inspired by a psycho exgf whom I ran into last night. She wanted my number again but I gave her an old one. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1069256/ A poem about being the rebound guy http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1066607/ hahaha enjoy http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1065056/ A poem about the last call at bars. On how we need the last call so the night cannot go on forever http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1064389/ A poem inspired by a crappy last night. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1058980/ I shouldn't post this poem anymore. But im still gonna post it then take it down http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1058605/ A poem on the confidence of Adrien Brody. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1058547/ this is the weirdest poem I have written. It's inspired by guy's hatred for women who give it up so easy. But isn't that what they wanted? Why this anger? I don't understand. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1055443/ Another collab between and That_Girl. :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1051279/ My romantic side http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1050667/ A erotic romantic poem that is blunt and very much Anti-Beautiful visuals and Nature Metaphors. Inspired by Ees. haha :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1050313/ We are all delusional if we think we are free from drama just becuz we broke up with someone or we got a good job or a good marriage. Drama will always come http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1049903/ A poem about the infamous girl who is getting known for getting her butthole tattooed. http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/08/the-girl-with-the-butt-hole-tattoo-explains-her-butt-hole-tattoo/ http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1046993/ If we don't start getting paid soon. We will start riots throughout the city and the world. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1046611/ A new romantic poem from me :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1044397/ The title says it all :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1042846/ A poem about a dumb girl who keeps calling and talking about her dating problems. I'm like why do you keep calling me. I told her that she's easy and needs to stop calling me. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1041838/ A poem about the awkwardness of a one night stand :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1040607/ A sketch about a college friend who wants to go to jail so he can scare kids into going straight. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1040039/ A poem about a hot girl's platonic guyfriend who cockblocks every guy that wants to date his hot lady friend. haha dude should get a girlfriend http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1039930/ A poem about Ronda Rousey. The Women's UFC Strikeforce Champion http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1035380/ Another funny erotica sex poem. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1034170/ I'm tired of being the rebound guy which I help girls find their next real boyfriends while I'm just being used. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1034159/ I had a bad night last night. Too many terrible things happened. It inspired this poem. Hope you all enjoyed it. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1033068/ A sketch I'm writing for a sketch comedy group in NY http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1032180/ My poem on the awesome women's US soccer team :) these women deserve our respect and support. Those games are fun to watch. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1030308/ My heart was sad when I found out that Jessica Alba has a STD, then I found out that other celebrities have them too. :( http://top-10-list.org/2011/10/04/top-10-female-celebrities-with-std/ http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1029604/ Last night i was talking to 2 girls, one d****e came over and tried to cockblock me. afterwards he apologized and said 'im sorry, i had to get one of them." I was in total shock. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1029067/ A poem inspired by a friend of a friend who is not my friend but he has a problem getting a date. He has no personality and is boring. People are getting tired being nice to him. Its like charity work http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1028040/ A poem for Destinyxi's contest :P http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1027997/ Another fierce Us Women's soccer player. She's known for her deadly headbutts. :) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1025179/ An acrostic poem on the young woman player Alex Morgan. She is fierce and beautiful :) http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1025154/ The first part of this poem about is about my 2 uncles who cheated on their wives while they were sick. The 2nd part is about my uncle's hot young wife cheating on his when his money ran out. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/CrazyCatMan/1024203/