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		<description>The original writings of author William F. Whaley</description>
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			<title>Quatrains in French</title>
			<description>March, 2010. This, and the Babylon 5 poem were part of the bonus material on my ebook, One Lonely Knight -- http://sirwhale.blogspot.com/</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/891666/</link>
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			<title>Ode to Babylon 5</title>
			<description>Written in mid-2010.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/891662/</link>
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			<title>Anywhere But Here</title>
			<description>(http://whaleacts.blogspot.com/) This was written for, and sent to a BC contest. It was based on local newspaper columns about a pedophile mailing letters to newspapers, schools, and police.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/891661/</link>
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			<title>In Lieu of Mass Plagiarism Here</title>
			<description>1/11/12, Bill addresses the issue of plagiarism on WC.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/883147/</link>
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			<title>Janette: Boulevard of Broken A******s</title>
			<description>&quot;AAAAAND AFTER ALLLLLL, YOU'RE MY WONDERWHAAAAAAALL.&quot;</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826325/</link>
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			<title>Janette: Interpretive Dances</title>
			<description>Janette tells her side.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826324/</link>
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			<title>David: You're Fighting a Losing Battle, Private Thompson</title>
			<description>David debates telling Janette off -- for good.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826322/</link>
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			<title>David: American Sex Language</title>
			<description>Shush girl, shut your lips,/ Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826320/</link>
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			<title>David: Counterparts</title>
			<description>David decides to talk about the kids.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826317/</link>
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			<title>David: Card Tricks from Master Grifts</title>
			<description>In which David tells us about how it all began.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826313/</link>
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			<title>Streetlights in the Parking Lots of Hell</title>
			<description>Poems about a divorce. Multi-inspired by Louis CK, The Mountain Goats, and my dad, etc.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/826309/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 7: THEY SANG SONGS, &amp; GOT IT WRONG</title>
			<description>Zane muses about Callista.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799528/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 6: SPACE RACE</title>
			<description>Billy gets an interesting email, and decides to confront Zane about it.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799526/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 5: SISSY, SASSY BIOTCH</title>
			<description>(2011) Even cancer patients can be sassy.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799523/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 4:  YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH JIM</title>
			<description>Jim Norris: the bus driver from hell, possibly.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799522/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 3: BROKEN &amp; SCARRED</title>
			<description>We meet Helmut Morrison. Possibly the coolest old guy ever.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799520/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 2: PS: I LOVE EWE</title>
			<description>Darla, and her letter romance.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799519/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 1: WE MEET, AGAIN</title>
			<description>(2011) We meet Zane, and Callista, the main characters of William F. Whaley's latest ebook project; a novella, for once.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799516/</link>
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			<title>Walloping Wailing Wah Wah</title>
			<description>Follow Callista, Zane, and all your other fictional friends on an exciting romp through philosophy and romance.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799513/</link>
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			<title>Take Me With You</title>
			<description>(From the 2009 ebook, Unprovoked Acts of Literacy.)  Rob Shaw is dying in a hospice, and still obsesses about his daughter's death/suicide.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799511/</link>
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			<title>House of Broken Dreams</title>
			<description>A poem about the eventual divorce of my dad &amp; stepmother.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799505/</link>
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			<title>Van Damme versus Kickboxer</title>
			<description>A sample from the insanity that is Bill's devotion to Van Damme.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799502/</link>
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			<title>Welfare Wednesday is Next Week</title>
			<description>A sample story, from my last ebook (http://sirwhale.blogspot.com; One Lonely Knight).

A morning with Brennan and Tania; just like any other morning in poverty.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799499/</link>
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			<title>Chapter 8: MELLOW MELODRAMA</title>
			<description>In which we see Callista talk to Bananapants about Zane.</description>
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			<link>http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/whalewords/799498/</link>
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