http://slow.writerscafe.org/SDM The original writings of author Stuart Munro en-us Copyright 2026 WritersCafe.org 1775962398 WritersCafe.org RSS Generator 15 Don’t strap me to the town clock I know the bloody time It’s next to the asylum They’re selling normality there If you want to get rid of diabetes Take a tablet that gives you nausea and diarrearDon’t eat sugar it makes your levels hostile appear I know a doctor.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2866434/ I’m a David Attenborough species Let’s save the animals Forget the working classes I’m bloody starving and homeless But he’s feeding a parrot There’s an elephant in the zoo He’s methane ing a crap Polar bears walkinground and round Looking for a .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2866236/ I’ll be pleased to leave the worldWhat an existence against the resistance If you want to make God A church upon a Hod , go ahead If you want to make money Into a bigger wad , go ahead If you want to make sex More than a kiss on the Gob , go ahead If you want to make sarcasm .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2866183/ I’m really positive about my negativity I’m dying nicely for God Inside my mind I have interrupting thoughts To not help me with my everyday tasks Never had talent to show how great I am I’m a big Standard God Creation Even vicars don’t like me , which is surprisi.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2866160/ Contra Mundum I live in my walk away shoes My suits on the back of my ego front I’ve the turn away extinct happy blues My face features vengeance in a nice way My mouths a none smoking ashtray My words are a vapour that’s heard by dumb minds Crumbling the day I straight.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2865317/ I helped save the planet but it never saved me I stopped using plastic bags and pissed poo’d outside against a tree I used a bicycle as the rich Tories drove past in their fuel guzzling Range Rovers I recycled my underpants in a charity shop near Dover I helped save the planet but it.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2865306/ I’m getting back to being normal I’m looking interesting again to a neighbourLooking over my fence asking me about if I’ve Used weed killer When I go to shops people stare when I lift items off shelves A security guard asked me if I ever tried the store oranges I now don&.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2864808/ Ignore the other Brains They’re there to irritate One upmanship or your some simple bait God made them Brains , so they say , a Christian saysThe trouble is they’re mostly on legs Revolving round your everyday head Loitering your ears , bringing you sometimes to tears You e.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2864730/ Old Men with Yatchts , their lives sailing away into the grey Then Too old to pull up the anchor , and then their wife’s help them on board All they have for Something to share , talking about past sailings Just now maintaining the ,yatcht , not strong enough to up the sail Just lookin.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2864727/ I love Porlock weir , there’s no clocks , you’ll ever hear I look out on the sea , I can only hear just a bee and a weird raven eyes me Brave Men swim in the chill cold , by the car park by the toffs boats As a hotel guest Smokey Joe , chain smokes and drinks beer , while his Dog.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2864686/ Seal on an iceberg drifting away Killer whales try to grab its tail It looks to the skies for God Yes! This is the World Eat and be eaten Man on an island hidden away Human beings arrive to spoil it He looks to the sky for God Yes! This is the World Peace is being eaten Woman.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2863486/ Look at the Clevers admiring their own snot Making cakes in Chelsea getting all the money before it rots A Thousand pound dinner break each day gives them a boost Hey! There’s a restaurants fresh French £200 chicken breast before it starts to roost Living in a multi million home .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2863404/ I live in a envelope most days but I’m never posted I’ve the joys of being a moderate sock wearer But my shoes need shining by an evangelist I swing round my maracas wearing a tutu , but masculine Hey! Stop laughing get back to your dustcart , Fred My curiously over toned eyeba.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2863381/ If we never ate fish Over breeding and no fish on a dish A trillion prawns a day ,Cod in beach nets break If we never ate Lamb Over breeding without a pram It would be Baaaaaaaaad a zillion wooolies at each gate If we never ate beef , no chewing for teeth No vegetation over breeding wo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2862745/ Lengthy legs , snog bags and love bites Innocent tremors , hasty hidden f**s buried in the garden My first time home today , a fumbling quick exit yesterday from a Bristol zoo , an ever encircling polar bear A teenage fist fight in a cycle repair shop , with a tubby dramatic youth A bruis.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2862620/ To the mirror he had a right of way Turnstile Ted , with the go anywhere leg He basined his life , and he knew his antlers He poked his tongue out , on a wim, choking sentences He never got the mental breakdown he wanted , But I heard his laughing in the kitchen as he tried to sell soup .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2862044/ Yeh !Get on with it NoI’m ok Just drive Pull over I’m off http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2861275/ Lift your leg and don’t argue The saturation of a Druids methane won’t last Wow your eating an egg salad in a textile shop How normal can a scientist measure you atFlies are flying round the dustbins deliberately As I step out into the crunched up garden The flowers seem to s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2860168/ In Bamboo Boots with frog spawn On the exquisite patterned plate I was hypnotised by the single pink prawn 🍤 I felt a lip itch to laugh at my conjured fate I nearly fell asleep against my outside garden gate I twiddled my toes as I thought of democratic woes As the withered gar.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2859188/ When the human errors disappear Implant computers in your brain When human Perfection came Now no free will , just fear Theres not even a robotic tear Now Controlled by Bosses and scientists Your flesh is still human but your brain Any human mistake brings pain Your brain is now pa.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2858604/ A friend visited London Zoo He got a love bite from a Giraffe And he had the neck to tell me about it I didn’t want to know , but over a cappuccino It all came out in the froth Then He had a row with disfunctional waiter Over a speed boat that sunk in 1965 As I was paying the bil.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2858556/ Perfection ends the dramatic world Imperfection has lost its polluted smell The bells I hear ring , the stunted squiggly church The political magicians tricks , can’t impress masses mess I hunch over a free Clacton pinball machine I notice a crease in my bionic jeans It’s s.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2858093/ I see Lard in an abstract avenue I chuckle with gut rot Your sitting on barb wire But seem comfortable Is that normal for a free mason There’s a hunched up cat with lumbago Meowing a feline poem and I understand it It’s looking for a Bush with a catchable bird I try hop.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2857856/ In the misty close of darkness I smell onions on the sweating sink My head revolves to a head squashed area It all seems to make me eye shrunk and blink I start combing my straggling hair to the roots undeniable I titter with an inward laugh that jitters a cup The saucers whizzes to my.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2856671/ Scuba diving avoiding Bat droppings and Eating a cake in a Wardrobe , that’s life The munch of deliberate mouthfuls escalate into rabid knocks Yeh, you can walk thirty two steps without a wheel bin in Woking I slash on a white van without being detected by a hunchback Busy My mother t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2856407/ When the Robots take over We won’t need to do nothing They will control us No need to go to work , Rushing Just sit around or just sleep As you listen to the Robots hum and Bleep When the Robots take over No shops in the high street It’s now all automated Except for t.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2856061/ I tend the Garden ,Robot flowers talk to me My robot neighbour talks to me over the fence A robot delivery , turns up with a parcel It’s my new Robot that erects my camping tent Hardly many people around as I head off to the shop A robot serves me before a robot traffic cop I rea.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2852644/ When your in the upside down room A clown stitches your clothes too small for noon You go to bed with an upright head Then your hanging upside down ,your eyes reversed On the bed http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2852590/ In the waves under a Dancing moon Like a caterpillar out of a fresh cocoon This is after Deaths sweep clean with a fresh broom You can’t wait for bad memories to break its balloonAnd fill up with sunshine’s forever July and June’s As you wake up from the snoozes , Of morn.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2850599/ I used a lot of ink on this one , about five gallons http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2840278/ I remembered the time I had Amnesia Oh! Let’s Forget it http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2834822/ When you get custard on your shoelaces Do you get a Birds eye view ? DisgustedI’ve had Paddington Bear morality latelyI’ve had dignity and rights for six months or more But I’m a calamity cling on , an exclusionary radical But I’ve been the alcoholic free bud zero.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2834821/ Big Bandy timely croaked Doves talk Live haunting bold became for home As tight removing see band stock Gland sender hill nose weaves on thumb Is to die horse abate this plan Miss half prevalent nits bed In playtime still Boils daytime scan Appoints Jim , Breathing stools , white heads.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2834816/ Silly Boils and Stand Pipes and you had that Stammer Cut lips and Turk caps ,quantity trains , hit a nailed hammer Word foliage dispondent ,stroppy verses ,bicycle kicks Podiculous. Onion crunching ,and Pram stamped Celcon bricks Long knicker elastic , ,coda custard , in hilarious hayricks .. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2834814/ Soothed by a Sponge up a Block Of Flats I look increased on the Apple tree yardOn the edge of a seat , with inevitable twists I had no clear motive , on a holiday bucket list Knickerbocker glory , and I nearly cut my wrists I was reading Ulysses, but it wasn’t 1922I was praying fiv.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2834483/ Steel eyes , Morning rise Tears like Gods , up on high I see the run, of captured life Disciples in , my Judas mind Hanging on my spine Blood size , who cries ? Lips make the wise , eyes fly spies I see loosened fists , Professors in grips Sands shift , in sea hissLast chance.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2829195/ Why God had to Get rid of Dinosaurs They wouldn’t fit into Days Society He realised they couldn’t go to Church or read a Bible http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2828097/ Why didn’t God ? Just put love in our minds Then we wouldn’t have murder , and we wouldn’t have crime Why didn’t God ? ,just put love in our minds Then we wouldn’t have wars , and soldiers dying Why didn’t God ? Stop us making guns Then we wouldn&rsquo.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2827921/ If Everyman was like Jesus If every woman was like the Virgin Mary In Life ,there wouldn’t be any point Everything would be perfect No need for MiraclesNo one would die or get ill Everyone would Love , everyone wouldn’t need to worry Everyone wouldn’t need to work ,.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2827917/ If the World was Perfect We’d have nothing to do We’d all be sitting around Looking at our shoes If the World was Perfect There’d be no need to Learn in Life There’d be nothing here To ever make us wise We’d all sit in a Heaven Bored with Over Love.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2827855/ Steel eyes , Morning rise Tears like Gods , up on high I see the run , of captured life Disciples in my Judas mind Hanging on my spine Bloods size , who cries Lips make the wise , eyes fly spies I see loosened fists Professors in grips Sands shift in sea hiss Last chance sa.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2827301/ I’ve Been Mesmerised by a Cat Flap Watching my Cat Trumper Go through it Back and forth http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2826946/ The World Feeds Religion More Than Poverty The Third World Breeds More Than the Food provided Birth control is stopped by the Catholic’s ban on Condoms The Rich feed their Racehorses before the starving The Rich Politicians talk about the poor But only feed the Greedy The NHS is only.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2826252/ A song I composed about our everyday existence http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2826091/ A song about my life http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2826090/ Many many Years ago my attempt at a Hymn , for Children , http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2826089/ A song http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2825916/ I see the eager rainDancing on my window painYour in my cool eyes againLooking wild and tameDropping coins in the wishing wellWe met under the roped church bells In the ache of years ago On the monastery Tuck end row Pottery your hands of life Working on my old bee hive Hidde.. http://slow.writerscafe.org/writing/SDM/2820988/