Fake Collaborations & Things

once in the land of bullshit
there lived an ugly piece of tail
she had a boyfriend full of zits
as fitting a moustachioed female

this dame was so full of s**t
she could not see beyond herself
the zittie boy would not commit
thinking of it, he pissed himself

a clueless fool, she aimed to snare
by any cheap trick in her book
by any means, fit, foul or fair
he must be hers by hook or crook

yet each of their dumb collaborations
the public rated as depressing
and to her sheer consternation
tit boy's interest started slipping

so she cooked a dirty kind of lie
faking an Italian poet from the baltics
penned poems with him, Ms. Porkie Pie
flirting with him, oh so fantastic

she thought she's so very smart
the spongebob'll be jealous no end
but to all she's obvious as a fart
a noxious, stinky kind of blend

now Da Vinci is vincing in his grave
that a man of his venerated name
is writing poems with an ugly knave
he cries and weeps in abject shame

thank the piggy for the laughs
some people are born to entertain
with their thickness and their gaffes
they're more of a joke than a pain

Reviews

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Well, Monsieur Pestonjee.....your poem has certainly hit the mark! Witty rhyme and rhythm throughout and on a theme that deserves a mention in some ways. Collaborations for the most part are a waste of time. More often than not the words written never gel as a unified whole and read like a disjointed mash rather than a write of cohesion. And that is just when the collaborators CAN actually write! For those that can't its a horror show. No two poetic voices are alike, so that defeats the purpose of any collaborations. It's much wiser to let a poet write and another pass their opinion on its content. After all, that is what this site is about and its sorely lacking at times. The definition of Art is definitely on the wane! Kudos for tackling this topic and telling it as you see it.

[AJNJ]

Hello Madame,
Thank you kindly, for reviewing this poem on fake Collaborations and the like. I recently came across a fake collaboration here and it amused me no end and this poem came out of that. Its very interesting and entertaining and at the same time a bit irritating, the absolute shite people cook up in order to stay relevant 🤔 And just as I was wondering about it, I got the reaction I was aiming for, right on this page! So I hit the bulls eyes apparently 😅
As for Collaborations, I am in absolute agreement with you on it being the most hyped, overrated thing that attention-seeking people do. I never saw a good writer think about it. Can you imagine Jamila & Pestonjee in a collaboration? Lol! Maybe we would be blow a hole in the cafe 🤣 Jokes aside, I think it's a no go.
Thank you again for adding your thoughts to this page and upgrading its stock value. Appreciated always 😊👍

[Coyote Poetry]

Hard to find like-minds. I never read a good book that was a collaboration of two writers. I liked how you made your point in the poem. Made me smile. Thank you for sharing the outstanding poetry.
Coyote

[AJNJ]

Thank you sir! You made my day! I am grateful for your appreciation here.

[¿]

Now do you know why I don't collab or didn't collab Mr. Jee?
I'm well aware of my beater mind that'd just ruin another's half written piece into pieces! Why to do that? A mixture of good and bad stanzas in a poem is more worst than a trashy poem. If force ourselves, we may can find hidden beauty in a full bad piece and its glitches but for me, collab is something extraordinarily hard to create and better suits in reproductive matters.
Solely understanding your angst! Take care🍀

[AJNJ]

Hey friend! Long time no see! 😊
You're so on point! Indeed! Why do people attempt collabs? You could be someone closest to me but you are you and I am me! It would be like blending meat with sweet! No way can we ever grip each other's thought processes (and that's what writing is all about) well enough to be able to smoothly transition from what I have in mind to what you have in mind. It's like reading each others brain and that's something we can never do. So what is the outcome? A haphazard mix of misaligned thoughts, uncomplimentary images and poorly coordinated verses and paras😁.
I have in fact tried it in my early days with friends and believe me it was all abortive. And so it amuses me that collabs here are treated as some kind of special event! You clap and shout, "COLLAB" and the Neanderthals come running! 😅 So let's just have a good laugh about it and move on.
I hope you have been safe Tahsin. I have been reading the news about your area and like mine, it is still quite worrying. Keep yourself safe my dear and keep in touch. Most of all, post something new. This Pest is waiting 😊👍

[¿]

Sweet meat? You can say Together they fall, divided they taste great!😅😅😅😅 In my case mixture of poems become Napalm!
Think we're staying inside our rooms for more days and nights, am shackled but well😥

[AJNJ]

Whoa! I still came up with a palatable combination! Sweet meat indeed. Brilliant Tahsin! 😊 As for staying indoors, its going to become 2nd nature to us soon. The drafted virus isn't going away anywhere in the hurry. That's why I said you could write us a poem 😏

[PoetSpectre]

If you don't mind me asking, could you please not insult a friend of mine? If you're upset with her, I, or our collabs, then don't read the poetry. And there are centuries of dark poems, Edgar Allen Poe as well. It may be depressing, but it is still poetry, and it is still art. Is there not something to learn from overcoming darkness? If a painting were somewhat melancholy, would it not be a good painting? Is there something wrong, with darker poetry? If so, then don't read it, and push others into living up to your biased expectations. I love writing. You write, and I respect it. Even if it's like this work. Do the same for me. And everyone else. No more poems about other artists and poets you use to hurt them.

And yes, I am R.J Calzonetti. However, I only created this account to see if you were still beating a dead horse.

[AJNJ]

It's not about 'Art'. Its the fakery and lying I dislike and always expose. I have a very sound nose for smelling BS.
Good you approached me and I take this opportunity to caution you, the subject of your concerns is a criminal. A case in point is this faking of profiles to access barred pages is something up right her alley and she's training you I see. 😊
Be warned and limit your interactions with her or she'll screw your life big time. You don't need that with your existing mental woes. Take this as well meaning advice as I have nothing personal against you except that you're being an idiot falling for her big-time BS.
This work is to my satisfaction and based on hard facts (and I see it has hit quite a nerve) Using your own argument against you, why do you read my poems if you don't like them? Just skip them man! Go on to the next thing! It has no names so why the paranoia? Lol. Guilty party egged you on?
Btw...no human born of a mortal mother has ever been able to dictate to me what I should and should not write 😅 So please do not try Calzonetti. Be a man, grow a pair and meet me somewhere under your name.
And if you're really serious about writing, lose this drama artist or she'll peck the last ounce of your grey matter 🤣
So with Knight in Shining Armour, please reserve your chivalry for a more deserving lady and let me do my thing on my own page. At the most it is a cautionary tale to the public about the burgeoning internet criminals and at the least it's just letting off my steam at such BS that I see floating around on this site!
Good talking to you. All the best. Guard your wallet and your brain. Ciao! 😁👍