The Vespa Damsel

A Story by Abishai100

An American meter-maid visits the island(s) of Hawaii to get a breeze of Earthly DNA.

Here's a fun Earth-hospitality diorama, inspired by a terrific film called Joe Versus the Volcano. Enjoy!

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A meter-maid in Los Angeles ("LA") named Ali decided to visit Hawaii, the islands of the USA. Ali wanted to ride around Hawaii in a blue Vespa scooter to escape her normal tedious meter-maid life in the mainland States.

ALI: Hawaii is lush and green and sunny and I want it to remind me of the flowery of human passions, man!

Ali rode around her Vespa scooter all around Hawaii and thought about the colors and hospitality of the incredible island(s). She visited mostly Honolulu and Oahu. She liked both! She liked riding her Vespa scooter and getting a windy taste of the freshness of Hawaiian sun and drink.

ALI: Walking on the beach in Hawaii is nothing like doing likewise in California or East Coast America, man.

Ali began drinking tons of Hawaiian Punch while in Hawaii (Honolulu/Oahu). In fact, she became addicted! Perhaps it's the natural sun or sense of escapist thirst making you crave something symbolic about island hopping. She wanted a visceral feeling about drinking the consciousness of the island dream, man!

Ali met a strange merchant in Oahu who had all these wondrous black diamonds, claiming they're wrought from great Earth processes in the land and water, tempting her about the natural beauty wrought from the evolving developments of land and sea themselves. For the first time in her boring American life, Ali got a sense of what it meant to dream about the generic diorama of the Hawaiian landscape and its derived gems, friends.

Ali learned from this same stone-merchant shaman-like stranger in Oahu that many Hawaiian students learned about foreign/exotic/Eastern philosophies, invoking great deity-avatars like Hindu Vishnu/Shiva, gods of destruction and preservation! She wanted to appreciate what Vishnu/Shiva would have to say about the developed sense of human Wanderlust as it pertained to the natural hospitality of Earth itself. She'd become a real 'Vespa damsel' and was curious about the illumination of spiritual or magical dialogue!

SHIVA: Imagine I travel to Hawaii disguised as a ninja-thief named Storm-Shadow!
VISHNU: Why'd you imagine such a thing, you eccentric madman?
SHIVA: Well, I'd be learning about trolling the American islands like a wandering learner!
VISHNU: What'd you learn about, you speculative crazy?
SHIVA: I'd be thinking about how volcano-island perception is akin to socialized designs!
VISHNU: What?
SHIVA: The eruption of a volcano invites us to wander Earth like ninjas and thieves.
VISHNU: Elucidate, Shiva.
SHIVA: Well, Vishnu, if you drink coconut water in Hawaii, you learn of the hospitality of Earth.
VISHNU: So?
SHIVA: You might discover that life as a ninja-thief or philosophical wanderer intimates Earthly dance!
VISHNU: Dance?
SHIVA: Think of the referee-striped soccer sport-team uniforms of the Italian pro-club team Juventus!
VISHNU: Yes, those referee-striped/themed soccer team uniforms of Juventus are quite stunning.
SHIVA: Well?
VISHNU: Well what?
SHIVA: Imagine how those fans who buy Juventus striped T's daydream about becoming energized dancers.
VISHNU: You mean wearing those ref-designs helps you dream about moving around Earth as a dancer?
SHIVA: Right.
VISHNU: So what's your entire point, Shiva, you crazy fool?
SHIVA: My message is that embracing the colors and designs of culture invites you into the nature of divinity.

Was Ali really learning about this deep nature of Earth magic and charm during her embracing of Hawaii life? Was she discovering the colors and absorption of natural culture in the US islands during her special trip? Was she appreciating, for example, how Hawaiian cuisine reflected her natural human passion for generic detection? This was a great diary, indeed.