CalTech Sunday: American Dollmaker

A Story by Abishai100

A Western sci-wizard is a celebrity in a modern matrix of designed American drosophilas.

A modernism-parody about offbeat wizardry in America, inspired by The Wizard! Enjoy,

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CalTech is such a fine math-sciences American institution, and it's where the video-game wizard Amlan Satan has made his home after emigrating from politically-troubled Algeria!

AMLAN SATAN: I've played video-games my entire life and equate them to the ergonomics of virtual intelligence in America.

Now, Amlan had become something of a virtual-world American celebrity, using his artistic ergonomics with video-games like Rygar, Metroid, Strider, and Mega-Man to create new brands of imagination aesthetics at illustrious CalTech regarding the splendor of synthesized daydreams.

AMLAN SATAN: For my online play, I'm given the video-world alias Emerald, for my skill at forging mineral dance.

CALTECH: Satan is without doubt the greatest video-game player in the history of modern times, and we like hosting him.

AMLAN SATAN: My favorite game is Mega-Man, since it entreats our modern fascination with virtual-ditches.

CALTECH: We like giving Satan special 'fortune initiatives' to forge create new bridges in American democracy!

In fact, CalTech hosted a special in-house video-game tournament, featuring Satan as the ultimate celebrity, since he's already touted as the history's greatest game-player, which is also why his NCAA cheerleader girlfriend Shelbye attended...as a dancing doll!

INVESTIGATOR: We have reason to believe Satan is a supreme terrorist-hacker who has in-roads to dark dollars.

SHELBYE: I gravely doubt my darling boyfriend Amlan Satan at CalTech has any interest in non-virtual designed terrorism!

Only in America can you find such socialized amenities regarding the engineered designs of education and lifestyle under the fancified umbrella of modern global capitalism! After all, today's virtua-students focus on the ergonomics of real designed life, and that's why a celebrity like Satan and his special and unique propensity for video-game intelligence forges him as a new age 'student' of commercial democracy. CalTech is surely...proud!