Deadpool: Gypsy-Damsel!

Deadpool (Amlan Satan) must retrieve blood-diamonds from a Chicago Bank and rescue a gypsy-damsel from the down underworld.

A fun Deadpool (Marvel Comics) to leave you with to wish you a happy and exciting (and safe!) summer, 

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Amlan Satan is a Chicago patriot, a diamond-pirate linked to Interpol agency in the underground of the Windy City, undermining the baron influences driving conflict-gem (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe) traffic into North America and into beloved Chicago, home of the Bears/Blackhawks!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm a nerdist of capitalism and the Chicago vigilante Deadpool, a real dancer.

CHICAGO POLICE: We like Deadpool, since he helps us deal with these gem-barons using diamonds to finance terrorists!

Deadpool (Amlan Satan) is using water-rifles inside Chicago banks to gain access into the safe-boxes of vaults owned by these ruthless barons in the Windy City connected to the underworld and to foreign terrorists. He fills his water-guns with acid, threatening the bank manager/guardsman he'll unleash the Inferno power of hallucinations lest he gain access to the baron diamond safe-boxes for expose-photos for media news about diamond traffic in Chicago. No one knows Deadpool swaps the baron blood-diamonds (used to finance terrorism!) with fakes ones hidden in the soles of his shoes. This helps the Chicago Sun create media glitter about rotating conflict-gem carousels, useful for detectives tracking blood-diamond highways in North America. Go Deadpool with your water/acid toy guns for anti-terrorism dancing.

INTERPOL: We work with Chicago and North American authorities to see if diamond sphere subversion is achieved.

Unfortunately, for now, Deadpool has a new mission, involving the rescue of a gypsy-damsel, a gorgeous Mediterranean siren named Esmerelda who formerly worked as a nightclub dancer for the Chicago underground. Deadpool has to perform a diamond-heist of the Chicago mafia's blood-diamonds linked to Baron Goldfinger (Netherlands) while sneaking Esmerelda out of the bank as a fake-hostage, since she works there as a teller.

DEADPOOL: Wintrust Bank in the Windy City is the site of this diamond-heist and damsel-rescue, folks!

The Inferno, by Dante, describes the submersion of human civilization into states of purgatory and agony, and that's what the Windy City may become because of undesirable blood-diamond traffic threatening the basic and simply integrity of the capitalism driven global diamond market. Really.

CHICAGO POLICE: We've been tracking underground members linked to Baron Goldfinger.

Deadpool marches into the Wintrust Bank in the Windy City armed with his awesome water-gun, and he politely tells the servicing manager/guardsman he's taking Esmerelda (the gypsy-damsel teller!) as a media diplomat for his new photo-session of Baron Goldfinger's diamond stores inside the Bank. When inside the safe-box area, Deadpool switches Goldfinger's blood-diamonds for the fake ones in the soles of his shoes while Esmerelda is distracting the manager/guardsman inside the vault room with Deadpool's toy gun.

DEADPOOL: I got the Goldfinger conflict-gems outta the Wintrust and took Esmerelda to the Metro!

ESMERELDA: I'm safe now in the Omni Hotel, where Deadpool/police have hidden me as a non-witness.

Meanwhile, all this blood-diamond chat has generated a need for the National Guard in Chicago, since riots have broken out as gangs have tried to rob banks and jewelry stores as theatrical homegrown terrorism! Deadpool is needed once more, to shoot the damn war-vehicles ridden by the riot-gang members...in the tires...with acid.

DEADPOOL: To put an end to these Windy City jokers from hell, I'll restore the Chicago value of diamond sales.

DEADPOOL: Esmerelda is safe now in the Omni Hotel and the police are assigned as security!

ESMERELDA: It's safe and warm inside the suite of the Omni Hotel...I'm not a liability...yay!

DEADPOOL: I'm asking Esmerelda out on a date, taking her to the new Cruise-Schwarzenegger-Hanks film.

“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost" (Dante's Inferno).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)