Texas Hotel: American Dianetics

Batman-Bane fight covers Texas headlines as a Marriott hotel endeavor may become an anti-terrorism dream.

A comic book stylized Texas hotel fanfiction about American...diamonds! 

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Texas is such a unique place, and the Courtyard Marriott invested a real piece of property in the heart of Texas, which was about to be visited by masked criminally-insane super-terrorists.

Fortunately, gorgeous and skilled American journalists were on-hand to cover the event and see if the vigilante-hero from DC would show up to deal with these super-terrorists.

COURTYARD MARRIOTT: We like our hotel, we respect capitalism ethos in Texas, and we love kids.

The vigilante-hero who showed up liked foreign capitalism investors and masked vigilantism, a throwback to the Hell's Angels with a touch modernized dance.

This vigilante, Batman, tracked a blood-diamond highway to Texas headed by an underworld steroids-merchant named Bane. Batman/Bane were to battle over blood diamonds in Texas.

COURTYARD MARRIOTT: Our hotels are very nice indeed, and our rooms are considered top-notch American cabinets.

BANE: You'll lose.

BATMAN: We'll see.

Batman brought a host of children from the local Texas elementary school to the Courtyard Marriott hotel to be locked up safely during the Bane terrorism threat involving blood-diamond smuggling. Batman wanted the kids to watch the street-fight between Batman-Bane safely on TV from the Marriott palace.

COURTYARD MARRIOTT: We're ensuring that our patrons and guests are secure from the modern terrorism threat by Bane.

MR. FREEZE: After Bane is deposed by this nerdist Batman, I'll freeze Texas with an ice-gun and cause mass depression!

This is a tale of Texas hospitality, American crime-fighting, and Marriott dance. Are you versed in new era American fantasy-adventure folklore? Follow us to DC (comics).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)