Shiva/Saraswati: Cocaine Cops [DEA]

Two artful deities perform a crime-intervention adventure on Earth involving drugs, diamonds, DEA, and democracy!

A crime-diorama about modern DEA fears featuring the amazing deities Shiva (Eastern master of destruction) and Saraswati (lovely goddess of learning), inspired by the very symbolic American film Traffic (Michael Douglas). 

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The two unusual Eastern deities, Shiva (god of destruction) and Saraswati (goddess of learning) were together and courted a secret love-affair, after Shiva had a falling-out with his two governing goddess-wives Durga/Kali. Shiva and Saraswati were thinking deeply on a mountaintop in the heavens about the quality of troubles in modern human civilization.

SHIVA: We'll transform into cocaine-cops, humans, and engage in a civilization intervention.

SARASWATI: It'll be a heaven-adventure for the benefit of mankind, my love.

Shiva became the Algerian-American DEA rookie-officer Amlan Satan, and Saraswati became his partner Esmerelda. Amlan/Esmerelda decided to travel to Argentina where a large shipment of cocaine was coming into the Miami (Florida, USA) harbor to complement a new blood-diamond (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to finance terrorism!) smuggling shipment into North America (British Columbia).

The two took a JFK flight on Tarom to Buenos Aires and prepared to intercept the cocaine shipment conspiracy involving an Argentinian clan called the Black Mask.

SHIVA: It'll be a treat to become human officers of the law, sweetheart.

SARASWATI: I know; this will be a sign of capitalism-corruption intervention in the new era.

DEA: It's no joke working with us or Interpol, and blood-diamond/cocaine traffic infests the modern capitalism.

Shiva/Saraswati (Amlan and Esmerelda) first traveled to the DEA headquarters where they're educated on the power-hierarchy of the Black Mask in Argentina.

BLACK MASK: Our cocaine plants are the best in the world, so we're competing ahead of Europe and Australia.

Now, it's known the DEA had seized many forms of shipments or underground arms and drugs coming into continental shores/harbors, including the one at Pearl Harbor on 9/11/2010.

This time, the Black Mask was using a fleet of celebrity cruise-ships set to sail from Miami harbors on a special media-covered event shockingly masking the smuggled cocaine and blood-diamond shipment for Black Mask from Argentina.

Shiva/Saraswati (Amlan and Esmerelda) boarded one of these Miami harbor celebrity-cruiseships as costumed theater-group performers, a duo staging a one-act about the dangers of new age terrorism. They called themselves the Water Gun Devils, and they thrilled the audience on the cruiseship.

Now, the Water Gun Devils (Amlan/Esmerelda) were carrying special toy water-guns for their cruiseship performance. However, after the 'show' they sneaked into the chambers of one of the Black Mask ghoul-passengers where there were hidden metal crates carrying the blood-diamond and cocaine packages. Their water-guns are actually fitted with an inner-glass thin tube containing corrosive acid. The Water Gun Devils used their 'acid-guns' to burn through these metal boxes and took the cocaine/diamonds and put them into fold-out duffel-bags and jumped overboard to be picked up by a cruising nearby DEA boat supervised by the Coast Guard.

This seizure was instrumental in helping the authorities nail down key centers of drug production (cocaine manufacturing) and blood-diamond storages in South America, which led to the disintegration of the horrible Black Mask organization.

SHIVA: We've done it, honey!

SARASWATI: This'll definitely help the world deal with new forms of terrorism.

Amlan and Esmerelda then decided to go celebrate their heavenly achievement by enjoying a fun Miami Dolphins exhibition game with the champion New England Patriots, which the Dolphins won 39-31.

DOLPHINS COACH: We're thrilled to have to 'celebrity cops' at this vaunted Patriots football event.

Meanwhile, there was a special DEA officer parade in Miami, and Shiva/Saraswati knew it was now time to return to the heavens, now that their amazing adventure was completed.

SHIVA: Let's get married.

SARASWATI: Ditto.

“The brave men and women, who serve their country and as a result, live constantly with the war inside them, exist in a world of chaos. But the turmoil they experience isn’t who they are; the PTSD invades their minds and bodies" (Roger Kroger).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)