Planet of the Apes (Fanfiction!)

A Story by Abishai100

A capitalism-wizard travels into the deep future and deals with a 'Planet of the Apes' reality.

A retirement-piece, toast, to the Planet of the Apes (Marvel Comics), which has offered many sci-fi fantasy fans a serious imaginarium-view on the 'face' of human civilization dexterity. Enjoy (and Happy 4th!),

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Amlan Satan, a blood-diamond terrorism analyst at CalTech with Interpol-relations, studied forms of human civilization capitalism giving rise to strange forms of leviathan.

SATAN: I like my studies and work with CalTech diamond studies and Interpol communications and capitalism-DNA!

Satan (Amlan) was studying a particular sapphire-gem being smuggled by various terrorist groups in Europe making certain underground silos in the shape of new era anti-government treasuries. All this serious 'Adam Smith work' made Satan rather weary...and depressed!

Amlan decided to start taking up some kind of recreational pastime/hobby and chose the Planet of the Apes sci-fi comics franchise. He picked various comic book offerings, mostly Marvel, and how they explored advanced civilization themes regarding the transposition of human governance.

SATAN: These Apes-comics seriously investigate a human civilization magnification of terrorism-magnification.

In fact, Amlan started reading these Apes-comics voraciously and decided to start working on a time-machine to actually see if in Earth's future, man would truly be ruled by super-evolved apes, perhaps after a manmade nuclear global war scenario. Amlan used a special electromagnetic-field disturbance device at CalTech to literally create a 'loophole' in space-time's electro-weak fabric. He arrived in the future, carrying with him only a copy of a Planet of the Apes comic book!

The year was 4000, and man was now ruled by Apes on Earth, following a nuclear global war, just as Satan (Amlan!) had predicted. Amlan found a handful of human rebels known as the Underground, who sought to find creative ways to survive/endure while hoping to negotiate somehow with these super-evolved Apes who ruled the Earth with a strict tripartied government involving only scientists, soldiers, and salesmen.

Satan became a prominent member of the Underground, offering ways to gather food-stuffs to create 'fast-food trucks' that'd roam the Earth-landscape and deliver quick and tasty cheeseburgers and fries to the disparate humans surviving amidst Ape rule. Beef was the only animal-food that wasn't destroyed or hidden from humans/Underground members, so Satan became a sort of 'cheeseburglar.'

SATAN: I mean you no threat, Caesar.

CAESAR: I rule this Earth as the General of the Apes, little man!

SATAN: That's well known, Caesar; I only mean to continue food distribution.

CAESAR: For profit?
SATAN: No --- for long-term self-reliance of the Underground!

CAESAR: I smell rebellion.

Satan and the Underground carried out a 3-year movement on Earth to create more organic self-reliance for humanity enduring this harsh rule by the Apes and their General Caesar. These super-monkeys rules the planet with a certain iron-hand, insisting that their new form of horseback transit and human-submission was the clearer path out of the past darkness of mismanaged nuclear energy and capitalism-depression!

After securing serious Underground food-ordinances for humanity, Satan traveled back through time using his CalTech-device and was once again in America, in the year 2020, where he began writing essays about the modern virtue of White Castle (fast-food) capitalism-dojos.