Stanford Bank Robbery!

Amlan Satan ('Thespian') is a wily bank-robber staging a blood-diamond heist of Baron Kuyt's safe-box in Stanford for Esmerelda.

One more/final blood-diamond yarn, set in mythic Stanford (California). Enjoy! 

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Stanford (California) is a spread-out place in California (USA) and the sight of our bank-robbery story.

AMLAN SATAN (Thief): This is the bank from which I'll steal blood-diamonds from Baron Kuyt's safe-box!

Amlan Satan is a Dartmouth-CalTech blood-diamond traffic analyst deconstructing capitalism matrices related to terrorism-financing and enjoys reading comic books about modern terrorism-financing subversion and detection! He's a real patriot and his favorite comic book character is Storm-Shadow.

AMLAN SATAN (Thief): This will be a lone-job, so I'll have to plan like a real nerd.

Satan (Amlan) costumes himself as the bank-robber with the alias Thespian, as in theater or circus-performer. He walks into the Stanford Bank in California where Baron Kuyt, a man ruthless and involved with blood-diamond financing of terrorism in North America is storing his blood-diamonds. Satan/Thespian is wielding a toy-rifle filled with corrosive acid and explains to the bank manager he's to be escorted to the safe-box of Baron Kuyt.

BANK MANAGER: What'd you to do with Baron Kuyt's safe box, Thespian?
SATAN/THESPIAN: Don't you know --- Baron Kuyt's immersed in blood-diamond terrorism!

BANK MANAGER: Well, how'd you know these blood-diamonds are certainly identifiable?

SATAN/THESPIAN: Don't you know --- Baron Kuyt's leaked his info online to Interpol-inquirers!

BANK MANAGER: I don't want to question you with that acid-rifle in your hands.

SATAN/THESPIAN: Keep this a secret, friend; Kuyt's a real North American dialect.

Satan/Thespian walked out that day of the Stanford Bank with $20 million worth in blood-diamonds belonging to Baron Kuyt. He then sent a message online for the Interpol-relations to detect reading, "If Baron Kuyt doesn't keep track of blood-diamond flow in North America, he'll find random street-detectors creeping up on various democracy timing priorities!" The authorities realized now there's real dreams in their midst and labeled the Kuyt-diamond heist the 'Stanford Cardinal.'

AMLAN SATAN (Thief): I'll exchange the blood-diamonds for a Swiss account for a Dartmouth-CalTech pension!

ESMERELDA: You did it.

AMLAN: Yes, I did, darling.

ESMERELDA: Are you safe from Kuyt?
AMLAN: Interpol's busy doing diamond-inquiries on his safe-box priorities.

ESMERELDA: So, he's too winded to care about this shipment?

AMLAN: Right; they're wondering if he's connected to some foreign future activity now.

ESMERELDA: You're a real Robin Hood...of Stanford.

AMLAN: I love you!

Satan/Thespian made his getaway that day on a special bus headed for a diamond-depot before making it to a train to catch an Interpol-communications conference regarding modern terrorism-financing detection near Stanford. This was a modern-day venture in vigilantism for the bank-robber Thespian (Amlan Satan), and the bus-getaway reflected his passion for Stanford dance!

AMLAN SATAN (Thief): Maybe this'll all be some kind of blood-diamond derivative...someday.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)