Venger: Acrobat-Thief {GI Joe}

A warlock from Venus transforms into an 'acrobat-thief' for a blood-diamond heist during the Toronto Olympics with 'democratic' proportions.

An interplanetary blood-diamond heist featuring a folk-cartoon avatar Venger (Dungeons & Dragons). Enjoy! 

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A warlock on Venus named Venger was spying on human civilization on Earth during the Toronto Winter Olympics. He'd decided to travel to Earth and transform himself into a blood-diamond infiltration agent, since blood-diamond (warlord-mines gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism) was sullying the city of Toronto during the Olympics.

VENGER: I shall become an 'acrobat-thief' to infiltrate this dastardly blood-diamond operation/ring in Canada!

Now, back on Venus, Venger had very 'normally' advanced weapons and tools for defense and intelligence such as micro-laser guns, but on Earth, he'd have to invent something more lively and inventive to adapt to Earth's modest means to infiltrate blood-diamond dominions in Canada.

Venger transformed into the Algerian-American prince and blood-diamond infiltration-agent Amlan Satan with Interpol/CalTech-relations and volunteered to operate in the capitalism highway in Toronto (Canada) during the Winter Olympics.

GOLDFINGER: No one will take my blood-diamonds from my precious Toronto bank during the Olympic games!

Amlan Satan (Venger) took in a regular ice-hockey game in Toronto (Maple Leafs!) during the Winter Games and cheered on the local team as they dazzled fans with their ninja-like acrobatics against the rival Florida Lightning team in Canada. Venger started to get skating-inspiration for his upcoming Goldfinger-heist in Toronto from the fascinating ice-hockey game.

OLYMPICS EXECUTIVE: We want no terrorism-financing corruption during our sacred Olympics in Toronto.

Amlan Satan (Venger) began reading patriotic anti-terrorism comics re-presenting colored stories about 'acrobat-thieves' engaged in special operations to dethrone modern tyrants and rogue terrorists to secure global activity such as the Winter Games. Venger (Amlan Satan) became a huge fan of these 'GI Joe' comics and decided to model his Goldfinger-heist after one of these such comics storylines in North America.

Venger (Amlan Satan) dressed up like an acrobat-thief ninja-thespian named 'Thespian' with a maudlin-like costume-and-mask and walked into the Goldfinger-bank in Toronto wielding what seemed to be a see-thru working toy water-rifle with inner-gears visible and presented himself to the attending bank manager as a circus-hiree of Goldfinger sent to take photos of his sacred Euro-gems stored in the safe-box of the bank, under supervision by the guardsman of course!

Once escorted inside the safe-box area of the vault-room of the immaculate Goldfinger-bank in Toronto, Venger (Amlan Satan), aka 'Thespian' (in costume/mask!) whispered to the attending/supervising single guardsman to stand in front of the single security-camera and wave his arms around like a butterfly and dance to hide the visual operation of himself using his toy water-rifle (filled with corrosive acid in an inserted inner-protective thin glass tube!) to burn a hole through Goldfinger's safe-box and switch his terrorism-financing 'bloody-diamonds' with fakes he brought with him (hidden in the lining of the thick jacket of his 'Thespian' costume). He then instructed the guardsman to inform the bank manager that 'Thespian' was actually hired by Interpol-relations to switch Goldfinger terrorism-gems with fakes to lure Goldfinger into a media-presentation about baron security destabilization while 'Thespian' sneaked out the bank bathroom window (with his 'acid-rifle' in hand!).

Venger (Amlan Satan), aka 'Thespian' (still in costume/mask!) then took the Toronto subway with Goldfinger's stolen blood-diamonds hidden in the soles of his shoes! He took the metro to an Interpol-diamond exchange station to take half the profits for commission and flew to Zurich by Aeroflot to create a new private Swiss account. It was a heist of 'acrobatic' maze-running on Earth!

GOLDFINGER: I have no interest in pursuing this matter and remain confident the perpetrator was an average burglar!

Venger returned to Venus with souvenir iPhone-smartphone photos of his Goldfinger-heist, hoping Interpol-relations would secure future baron-invasions into North America threatening terrorism during globalization activity such as the fabled Toronto Olympics. Back on Venus, Venger wrote in his diary, "To err is human...to transcend is dartmouth."

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)