Lost in Yonkers

A host of characters comprise a Yonkers adventure...of 'def' proportions!

 A toast to neo-noir crime films marketed to the more underground younger generation, such as The Young Americans! Enjoy, 

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Three unusual Algerian-Americans in Canada were actually blood-diamond thieves planning a heist of a major bank safe-box using a nifty gem-depreciation swap scheme, where they'd switch $20M diamonds for $2M diamonds after creating market gossip regarding cyber-inflation, and the baron whose blood-diamonds are stolen will not pursue active pursuit for what's clearly an overground Interpol-relations infiltration. The three Algerian-Americans are Amlan, Marcus, and Raki.

Amlan's Dutch girlfriend in Canada Esmerelda thinks her boyfriend might be part of the blood-diamond bank-robbing unit known in the news as the costumed-freakish Pirates of North America.

The Pirates walked into the major Yonkers bank for the $20-2M blood-diamond switch costumed and wielding water-guns.

AMLAN: We just want access to the safe-box area.

MARCUS: Be cooperative with the single guardsman we've grabbed!

RAKI: This is all insurance hygienic.

The robbery was flawless, and the costumed Pirates walked out of that Toronto finance-negotiation center with a renewed Robin Hood sense of modern media-engaged officeplace journalism.

AMLAN: I got you these 100K stained-glass animal figurines, darling!

ESMERELDA: How...placed.

Amlan bought a glass-engined Lamborghini Countach.

YONKERS: Come to Yonkers, and find your metrics.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)