Stalker II

A Story by Abishai100

A major Hollywood-stalker pursues a movie-TV star but turns his life with a 'U' after a consciousness-doctoring KLM flight to Amsterdam!

A parody of Woody Allen's jarring film Celebrity (Leo DiCaprio). Hope you like it,

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This is the story of Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow). Well, no, actually, it's the story of an unnamed major Hollywood (USA) celebrity who's being stalked by Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) in Tinseltown (USA)!

SATAN: Hollywood is all about the stars and memories and the pageantry of candy and cinema and consumerism.

Well, you know now it's true (what Amlan Satan just suggested!). Hollywood/Tinseltown is all about cinema/consumerism. It's all about restaurants (Planet Hollywood) and movies and popcorn and Disney stars too. It's all about the money, baby! It's a pentagon-labyrinth of complete socialized daydreams...turned into the capitalism-discus.

Our major American celebrity being stalked is a big-time movie/TV star named Jonny. He's a very iconic/popular modern American star whose work in very unusual films like Being John Malkovich and Baseball Diamonds are hallmarks of American entertainment. Yes, some rumor he's under a secret service program to protect him from anti-American terrorists!

JONNY: The coolest moments in my life are absorbed during the visits to the Hollywood (California) hair-cuttery!

Jonny's movie-sets are not to be missed; in fact, some consider these sets of grand imaginarium-production symbols/trophies of American standards. You see one of these movie-sets, and you know why modern American politicians like Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger have flirted on both sides of the proverbial civilization dream-catcher fences.

JONNY: For me, it's al about Hollywood pizzazz and the great feeling of getting a shave-and-haircut in sunny Tinseltown!

Jonny is therefore a 'prototypical' celebrity, and he's the protagonist arguably in this dark fairy-tale about the pentagon of Tinseltown. In fact, our antihero (Amlan Satan) has been stalking Jonny for years now, convinced his years of high-school popularity culminated in this form of Americana movie/TV stardom...and diaries.

SATAN: I'm going to follow Jonny to the Los Angeles airport to board the same Dutch airplane where I'll corner him for inquiry!

The night before his flight on KLM from LAX, Satan (Amlan!) watched his recording of Jonny's uncanny TV broadcast during which he intimated his new era value of secret-service protection from anti-American terrorists who simply despised countless fans watching media and 'pretending' to be celebrities themselves. Satan's now resolved to stalk Jonny to LAX and on to his KLM flight to Amsterdam tomorrow.

JONNY: I'm working on a new Los Angeles bank-robbery film about two brothers in rabbit-masks called Rabbit-Fence.

The week before the KLM/LAX flight, Satan (Amlan) staked-out Jonny's palatial residence in Hollywood, a Spanish-stylized mansion featuring multiple modern Lamborghinis parked in the front garage area. Satan snapped away photos on his handy-dandy smartphone (iPhone).

SATAN: Tomorrow will be my greatest achievement on this Dutch airplane, and I won't even have to hijack this plane!

Amlan Satan took a speedy/convenient high-powered expensive Hollywood taxicab to LAX to board the same KLM flight Jonny was going to be on en-route to Amsterdam. He told his cabbie, "Step on it, or I'll shoot you with my water-gun...it's filled with acid!"

SATAN: Now, I'm at Los Angeles airport, and I'll just walk coolly and not let Jonny notice me stalking him (I'm not gay!).

Satan was awestruck at the amazing KLM airplane which Jonny boarded and made sure his hair was perfect.

The stewardesses/pilots were now prepared to give super-celeb Jonny a very awesome flight to Amsterdam.

However, Jonny boarded the first-class area of the KLM airplane, while Jonny's first-class ticket was refused and he's demoted to economy. He insists to the stewardess/hostess that he'd purchased a first-class ticket, but he's told the section is full today for celeb-Jonny's flight to Amsterdam and several passengers are demoted to the more vacant economy, with a promised full refund later.

SATAN: This is ludicrous; I have to sit in economy now and gape at Jonny in first-class and have to strut all up to talk!

Amlan Satan, now fuming, but well-dressed, is playing with his darn video-screen on the KLM media-screen on economy and drinking complimentary drinks and noticing the kind stewardesses but can't help feel 'itchy' about not sharing a first-class experience with celeb-Jonny. He has to now think this economy experience is simply right for now.

SATAN: Well, I gotta admit, some of these econ-amenities on this plane are quite nice, and the food/drink are superior!

Satan lost all track of time aboard that hypnotizing flight on that amazing KLM airplane. He simply forgot all about celeb-Jonny being in first-class, and he just forgot about going up to him to talk! He just sat in economy and enjoyed his unforgettable KLM experience. He told himself in a soft whisper, "If I win the lottery, I'm buying shares of KLM!"

Satan had the best meal of his life on that economy-flight on KLM that day, en-route to Amsterdam, with great foods.

When he landed in Schipol Amsterdam, he forgot all about Jonny and just ran to the Van Gogh art museum and decided KLM had transformed his sense of society completely.

When Amlan returned to Hollywood (USA), he decided to rob City National Bank.

It was Christmastime in Tinseltown, and Satan (Amlan!) was now gazing on all the wondrous season lights/decorations on the streets and on the street-trees. He's planning a diamond-heist bank-robbery of Baron Goldfinger's terrorism-financing blood-diamonds, to cleanse Hollywood of all evil!

Satan walks into the City National Bank costumed as the mock-thespian named 'Thespian' and wielding a toy water-rifle filled with acid. He tells the bank manager he's sent by Baron Goldfinger himself to burn a hole into his safe-box with his 'acid-gun' and swap his controversial Euro-diamonds with toy-gems in his pocket and take photos of the swap with the guardsman smiling for a prepaid media-event regarding modern baron-gossip surrounding terrorism-financing, in anticipation of a new Leo DiCaprio film-project about the same subject. 'Thespian' (Amlan Satan!) shows the bank manager a signed explanation-confirmation revealing himself to be the European 'cousin-nephew' of Goldfinger himself! The manager is duly impressed!

THESPIAN: This is the greatest diamond-heist in the history of Hollywood, California.

The escorting female guardsman helps Thespian (Amlan Satan!) switch Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds and take the media-event photos for the bank-press. 'Thespian' walks out of the bank that Christmas season in Tinseltown with $20M blood-diamonds and exchanges them in the underground with Interpol-relations for a private-vigilante Swiss account for European undercover agents working against terrorism-financing.

SATAN: I feel better as a Robin Hood than as the Hollywood-Stalker chasing celeb-Jonny.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the entire world diamond-exchange and terrorism-financing!

Amlan Satan's seeing a psychiatrist and is now visiting the University of California regularly that summer to enjoy women's field hockey-games and cheer on modern Cali-sportslife.

SATAN: I've done many things in my life, but admiring college hockey is one of the best experiences.

Nevertheless, this Hollywood-Stalker (Amlan Satan!) still keeps an art-poster of the celeb-Jonny film Being John Malkovich in his Los Angeles apartment, and he now seeks to meet a nice woman to marry. His life is improving by the yards, friends.

Ten years later, Amlan Satan spots celeb-Jonny sighing autographs at a 9/11-commemoration event in California featuring many officials/officers working in Governor Schwarzenegger's political office.